hey what about disco el- *i am dragged off into an unmarked van*

ain’t she somethin

posting this because i'm kinda obsessing about the idea of someone seeing it with no context

his brother is named cannoli

paprika is also having an excellent day

randomly remembered i made this (lazily)

contemporary photo of me:

i can’t find the original “pictures for sad children” version of this so I had to recreate it to get it out of my brain

i think i played dispatch too much i think that makes me a basic bitch

this is the only ai i wanna hear about

sorry i ended up letting the intrusive thoughts win

@badposter.lol hello skip do you like my drawings of you i think it’s a good likeness

picard: commander data, why is there a huge hole in your chest? data: well sir i have been reading about the devastating impact of “data centers” on old earth an- picard:

japanese bandit ishikawa goemon and expedition 33 monoco are in pokemon????

do you think earl has skip energy with that flannel shirt

then explain this

skipbot about to post 26 thousand times in a day

why would you think this little freak could help you

you don’t gotta be in texas for it to be that hot