Lauren, ᴄʜᴇᴢ Lᴀᴜʀᴇɴ
@minilauren
♊️💁🏼♀️ 💙Progressive🎲BoardGamer 🤓Nerd 🎟️🌸DCSports🏒🏈⚾️ 🏛️Fᴇᴅ№10❝Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm❞ 🗣️Own Opinions in 🇺🇸 & 🇫🇷 📍ᴛʜᴇCommonwealth of NorthernVA
When I was in college we had on average 100 pages to read for each upper level class and like average of 50-75 pages per 101/200 class. I majored in government and minored in history. I know the people studying Literature were doing like double that.
This little guy jerkily made it across the street just barely.
Is 2026 so stressful that it made this squirrel’s tail white?! I’ve never seen that before.
It’s hard to be super excited about America250 with τяυmp et al. But a subtle patriotic nod feels right. Star Spangled Glamour by Lily & Fox
I forgot to post this last Friday because I was too busy turning old! Rose Honey by Hello Lovely nails
I’d love to be left behind but how does that work if you have to work 20+ yrs You can’t avoid Slop AI that long (as opposed to the better analytical, assistive, etc) Due to “productivity measures” jobs will eventually assume you won’t be reading or rewriting your own emails, etc
Spot the Star 💫 I needed something not too wild for a professional event tomorrow By Lily & Fox
The last time I filled up (Dec 2025) I paid $57 for a tank of gas (~16 -18gal). Today it cost $73!
Big Day Tomorrow 🤞🏻 Rose Gold by Lily & Fox with a Glazed Top Coat
Opening Day #Nationals Everyone in DC from the West Coast is here as we’re playing the Dodgers
In 5 yrs you remarried and had 3 kids?! So you already had someone in mind to (re)marry! Have you been dirty texting or more?! So no your old spouse doesn’t want you back when you pretty much immediately replaced them. Also I feel like this is only a straight guy “problem.”
🌸 🌸 🌸 Inspired by Peak Bloom 🌸 🌸 🌸 Cherry Blossom by Lily & Fox
Well this doesn’t look like an hour of work, but it was. Cleared off the car and moved it back about 2 in. That way for the next 2 days I can work on clearing the front enough to get out. It was fun being tall enough to reach the top of the car (5’3” plus about 7 inch of snow!)
No hammocking today ❄️ PS Sorry this picture is crap but it’s too cold to stand by the window
I was way past due for a nail change. Here’s hoping this one is a good luck charm for my online interview tomorrow. 🤞🏻 Glittery in Love by Lily & Fox
I now match my Sleeping Beauty Barbie doll I got! (It’s a whole family joke) Bye 2025 💎🎉 Dreams are Forever by Lily & Fox