
lord kinbote@minndb· Jul 16 OK who hacked into my brain and found a foolproof way to hook me

lord kinbote@minndb· Jul 8 Breaking news from 1992, the guys in Nirvana really liked Surfer Rosa

lord kinbote@minndb· Jul 8 Wow, the top two American tennis players in the whole world

lord kinbote@minndb· Jun 20 These are 25 cents. They just are. There is no way they are $2.27. They are the most 25 cents thing that has ever existed

lord kinbote@minndb· May 30 Oh perfect, I’ve been thinking of exchanging my buffalo for a newer model

lord kinbote@minndb· May 27 They got Milli Vanilli AND Vanilla Ice?? Incredible lineup

lord kinbote@minndb· May 20 Today’s Twins lineup may be as bad as the 1996-era teams with Matt Walbeck, Scott Stahoviak, Rich Becker, Todd Walker and Ron Coomer. Honestly look at this shit

lord kinbote@minndb· May 20 Yes I do, it was Temujin. You’re talking to a middle-aged dad here

lord kinbote@minndb· May 16 Little bit tone deaf here, McDonalds

lord kinbote@minndb· Apr 28 If I were asked to pick one Trump voter out of a lineup I’d go for this packaging specialist in a second

lord kinbote@minndb· Apr 24 This seems like something you would remember for sure

lord kinbote@minndb· Apr 8 Jesus H. Christ these people are suckers

lord kinbote@minndb· Apr 2 This one pops into my head about once a week

lord kinbote@minndb· Apr 2 Gosh how surprising that a baseball team that already sucked ass, traded half the roster and did nothing to improve over the offseason is AWFUL

lord kinbote@minndb· Apr 1 PRINCE WARNED US ABOUT THIS but I still get fooled every year

lord kinbote@minndb· Apr 1 Are you kidding me, that was like a child puzzle

lord kinbote@minndb· Mar 31 The America Trump voters built. What a shitty fucking place

lord kinbote@minndb· Mar 11 It’s not their fault his face looks like that

lord kinbote@minndb· Mar 10 But but but yesterday Trump said it was just about finished. Are you saying our big wet imbecile was LYING??

lord kinbote@minndb· Feb 28 When you want the world to know you are a large child

lord kinbote@minndb· Feb 24 Every year I roll my eyes at the player “projections” on ESPN Fantasy Baseball. They just change some numbers by a couple ticks up or down and call it a day. “Expect players to be basically as good as last year until proven otherwise.” Thank you for that genius insight