Aaron Rodgers: seen here about to knock another vaccine out of a nurse's hand with a football, looks like he should probably accept that rabies shot.

So the reflecting pool was Pure Vandalism and after telling the entire world exactly how to ruin the pool, we are going to re-do the pool in the same easily destroyed manner? That sure sounds like a typically harebrained Trump scheme but at least it will only cost us $15 million dollars each time.

How your email finds me. (Dog version.)

I know a lot of people are suggesting that Paxton sold his soul but think about it for a minute, how much would anyone pay for the scorched blackened soul! $100? $2? There is no way he could buy 15 houses! Telling you that No Avocado Toast trick really really works!

Hey! RFK F'ing Jr is at least doing something to help families struggling with high grocery costs with a cooking show probably focused on road kill. Free food is available if you poor folks would just look around and take advice from the GOP, who really care about...hahaha!, damn I almost made it

Lying sack of bile.

An outraged Pete Kegsbreth forcefully contested that he has 'barely even begun to fail!'

Thankfully Hegseth is impressively incompetent as he bungles his way through the Nazi Fascism For Dummies handbook. His pathetic posturing as a military leader would be laughable if not systematically weakening our military everyday. He's also killing our protectors: Journalists.

Personally I am happy with what Relaxium has done to Dr. Phil. I think it would be money well spent to finish turning him completely into a soulless robot eyed caricature of an early-stage zombie

We've seen the Algae pool, the Trump State Fyre Fair, Iran, and the pit at the White House so, for the 4th of July I am going to predict at least 32 very serious injuries at the Trump 250th National Fireworks Fiasco all from an inexperienced no-bid fireworks contractor. #kalshi

Just hearing that the CLARK CONSTRUCTION GROUP is responsible for the desecration of our White House. They should be shunned, shamed and disgraced! It is no surprise they don't have any banners on that crane tower. Fuck those guys. And everyone working on the project.

😂 Crows also will drop stones on metal roofs. It weird . They're up to something alright.

So Visa wants us to believe that celebrity Jason Sudeikis has to max out his personal credit cards to get World Cup tickets?? AND we're supposed to believe he actually lives in the UK?! I guess you already live in a fantasy land to believe any ad campaign that tells you to spend like that!

Is this the normal look for someone who has just ordered more people to die? Asking for a country.

I know it's probably too late to save you by now if you didn't rip out that beautiful vine and you're now buried under 3000 feet of vines pinning you to the ground and preventing your home's doors from opening but perhaps I can save other people. It's a demon flower and will bury you!!!!

This Breaking news just in as Donald Trump has offered to end hostilities against the reflecting pool algae if the Algae agree to stop embarrassing him and will include $3 billion in restitution and reconstruction funds.

Oh! I hope it's me! I hope I'm the radical leftist liberal that's annoying them!!! Pick me! Pick me!

Mutant Superhero unmasked by Trump! AlgaeMan: Able to convert, lakes, seas, pools or ponds, into solid algae with the touch of a finger, has been captured! ICE 'scienists' promise to torture the secret out of him 'for America'. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

I did not think it was possible for me to be embarrassed for inflated Joe Rogan but I was wrong.

Donald Trump: seen here demonstrating what he would do when Jeffery became excited enough to finish, is also a pedophile.

Can't tell you where but he's also out here in Oregon!

If you are a Christian and find yourself attending an event blessing a golden statue of a hateful, child rapist, warmonger and you don't realize that you have lost your shit...you have really lost your shit.

For anyone not paying attention: This is a Billionaire controlled US government. This is the best they have to offer. They have been in total power and have brought nothing but fascism, gov shutdowns, wars and record profits. If they want to Stay in power they better show me something! Anything good

Next time we start a war over the Epstein Files let's invade someplace Close! And with nice weather! Bermuda maybe? Mexico? Hawaii? 😂

One of the many great things Kash has learned from the President has prevented this from ever happening again. theintercept.com/2026/04/24/k...

Next strategic move? Accidentally knocking the Monopoly board across the room.

Is it just me or does angry Pete Hegseth look like a shriveled cold scrotum about yea big?

This is the face of MAGA, blindly pardoned for insurrection January 6th, after getting all cleaned up for a day in court, while facing charges for recent death threats. Thank you Trump.