Misanthropolack (@misanthropolack) · DIRTY

Misanthropolack

@misanthropolack

Member of the peanut gallery who inexplicably got an invite code Generally shitposting. Sometimes sincere.

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Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· 6d

So this is the creator/head writer. I can't not hear him doing Philip from the Americans, but honestly, they play with a lot of tropes and it's a lot of fun.

A tweet from Katie Dippold saying, Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe"

A woman in black clothing has white paint on her face, her lips and eyes are black. She's sitting at a table while everyone else in the picture is dressed in everyday clothing.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· 11d

Not great at recall. But loves some grass

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· 27d

Hugo when someone dares to walk by our door: I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT YOU GO AWAY Hugo when lightning strikes a block away:

A black and grey dog is asleep on a couch. His head rests on a pillow.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· 27d

Oh no

Screenshot of the App Store upgrade page showing an update for Bluesky. I’m not going to paste the notes because they don’t help the joke

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Jul 11

Counterpoint.

A black and grey dog sits on bathroom tile. His lower teeth are sticking out while he looks off to the side of the camera.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Jul 3

You gotta be kidding me

A small black dog is lying in bed with his head resting against my leg. He’s in the middle of a yawn, his pink tongue is clearly visible

The black dog has stopped yawning and is now looking at the camera with just his pupils visible

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Jul 1

Not a fan of that

Screenshot from a weather site, it's a red circle, with red text.

It says, 91 degrees Fahrenheit, below it says, "Like 104 degrees"

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Jun 26

Hell yeah

A picture from right behind home plate at the Cyclones game

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Jun 12

Madness.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Jun 7

He’s asleep (yes he sleeps with his eyes open, and yes it is creepy) and I will commit countless atrocities for this boy

A dog with a grey and black face is asleep with his head down. His left eye, towards the top is slightly open. It seems like he is looking at you, but he is in deep sleep

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· May 31

Hugo met a cousin last night (and went to the vet today after a long walk) so he’s exhausted

A black and grey dog with a short snout, sitting on a couch, looks at a smaller white dog with black eyes who is standing against the couch.

The black/grey dog is sitting on the couch looking forward, the white dog with black eyes is behind him, looking right, towards the camera

The black/grey dog is looking towards the camera, his snout slightly pointed up.

The black/grey dog is asleep on the couch, leaning against a person. On the ground, from the view of the camera down and to the right; the wire dog is asleep, leaning against the couch

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· May 24

Just realized I haven’t been posting many pictures of the dog (name still tbd)

A black and grey dog is resting on a couch, his head resting on his paw.

The same black and grey dog is laying on a bed, his front legs are stretched out and he’s looking at the camera suspiciously.

The black and grey dog is sitting upright on a rug, looking at my foot (you’re welcome)

Dog. Black and grey. Sitting upright in the kitchen, trying to telepathically get me to give him some steak.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· May 17

Sorry not sorry for the way he’ll be taking over my feed

A black and grey dog is asleep on a couch. Only his head is visible, resting on my leg

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· May 17

Folks

A small grey and black dog sits in a car. One ear is perked up, his other is flopped down. His tongue is hanging out.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Apr 18

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Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Apr 18

Look it’s a guy playing his saxophone during lockdown. The image isnt important.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Apr 17

I am ready to do my first session as a DM

AI slop image,

The Whitman Method - 12 steps to masterful game directing

1 - Session Zero
2 - Timelines
3 - Session lime
4 - Manicipatonts
5 - Porkon Cows
7 - Connectiarg
8 - Villain Flaws
10 - Envelgments
11 - Coural Done
12 - Villain Flaws

The adapted drake meme, but with Lavar Burton as Geordi from Star Trek. The top frame, where he's rejecting the text says, "Villain Flaws."

The bottom frame, where he's interested, also says "Villain Flaws"

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Apr 3

Welp. Completely missed the first two innings but heeeeere we go

A picture from close behind and to the right of home plate

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Mar 28

It was my privacy settings.. but come on now

Screenshot of a job application page. There's a checkbox for "Opt Out of Artificial Intelligence"

It is checked.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Mar 17

Oh hey, the ACLU is hiring right in my wheelhouse, LFG! ..oh. Ok.

Screenshot of a hiring page. It says,

"Something went wrong. The link you followed is probably broken, or the page has been removed. You are now being redirected to the main careers page."

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Mar 11

I always defer to the Hot Shots

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Mar 6

Just verbally used the JUST WALK OUT meme on a client

A skeleton in a running position. A bunch of text is overlaid, saying,

JUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!

work
social thing
movies
home
class
dentist
clothes shopping
too fancy weed store
cops if you're quick
friendships

IF IT SUCKS...HIT DA BRICKS
real winners quit

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Mar 5

Ohhhhh NO

Screenshot of a wikipedia page about the etymology of Oklahoma. It says, "The name Oklahoma comes from the Choctaw language phrase okla, 'people', and humma, translated as 'red'. Choctaw Nation Chief Allen Wright suggested the name in 1865 during treaty negotiations "

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Feb 22

So. It’s snowing. Chili is getting there, at least.

A white guy with a four expression on his face is looking off-camera. His eyebrows, beard, hat and jacket are covered in a layer of snow.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Feb 16

We have a healthy work environment.

A screenshot of a teams chat

Me: I thought about creating a group chat for 3 seconds before I thought "oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

My Coworker: Please no

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Feb 10

Sir.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Feb 9

defensive coordinator in the group chat

A three panel comic from Achewood where a dog walks in to a livingroom. First panel is "Hey guys! Guess who just got..."

The next two panels are the same character musically saying, "yelllllled aaat!"

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Nov 27

Ow ow ow ow ow

A bloody index finger with a cut through the nail, in the background is the sliced baguette I was doing before I got distracted.

Misanthropolack@misanthropolack· Nov 22

Bruh.

A drawing of an orange cat with a white belly, leaning forward and looking disinterested