Mischa Auer 🇺🇸 🇩🇰 🇭🇺 🇺🇦
@mischaauer
Russian-American actor. Sang "Ochi Chyornye" as Carlo. Always hungry. Took the last train to Gloversville.
Overheard on the street: "I'm just a walking ball of anxiety." So I pictured this:
BREAKING: Trump planning his next move for the Strait of Hormuz.
If the strait doesn't need to be opened bc we get so little oil from there … If we don't need other countries' help … If Iran's been "obliterated" and has no military capability … Why is the Alzheimer's patient in the White House getting so worked up on Easter Sunday?
That rabbit is dynamite! #BadBunny #SuperBowlLX #MontyPython
Caught funny @alicewetterlund.bsky.social at Punch Line tonight as part of @sfsketchfest.bsky.social. She was all I expected. And that's good.
State executions of citizens is a feature of fascism, not a bug. h/t @alicialou.bsky.social
"America will never truly be free until Americans can line up to unload on Jim Jordan."
Who else believes Bessent isn't a real person but a mashup of the governor in "Benson" and the mayor in "Spin City"?