The Odyssey

*loads up Bluesky for the first time in a few hours*

I'm not mad, don't say I'm mad, let me argue with 20timesLFC at 2am

"loan + conditional buy obligation"

Imagine getting your name in the media saying something as stupid as this.

Next election increasingly looking like Burnham vs Badenoch

🗣️ “No structure in the world could have helped us”

This doesn't seem ideal.

Farewell sweet prince

Where.... where have they got 150 years from.

This feels worse to me than what a few random shitposters on Bluesky have been saying.

Not feeling confident about 2am

ITV at half time saying the sensor showed no touch

Funny

We're up all night

maybe

Have you watched a PL/WSL game recently? Football fans are well used to pointless long breaks in play, this polling isn't a surprise!

Don't think any grown man should use the phrase "creaming themselves", but certainly not a professional journalist

You're going to be in charge in 3 weeks Andy, you can just reverse anything you don't like.

He just... tweeted it out