Laura Lee (@missbitterblue) · DIRTY

Laura Lee

@missbitterblue

"They've got me in a tree, Merlin." Daydreamer, insomniac, artsy craftsy, photography enjoyer, cemetery explorer

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Laura Lee@missbitterblue· 20d

I've been battling Bsky for over an hour. It Knows that I took a damned excellent photo and fears I will grow too powerful if it uploads (at least that's my working theory). Anyway, worth the wait? Maybe.

Me, wearing oversized button down shirt, top 2 buttons popped, black bra visible and a necklace that is a tiny pocket knife.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· 21d

😂🤷‍♀️

Scene from The Walking Dead. Negan has insulted Olivia and made her cry. In true to Negan form, he offers to have sex with her as a peace offering. She slaps him. When his shock wears off, he then informs her that "I am about 50% more into you now...just sayin'..."

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· 27d

Sadly (unlike last week) I was Not able to bully myself into taking any new pics this week. So an older favorite comes out of the vault!

Older photo of me; I still have black-ish hair with blonde in the front. I'm wearing a sun moon and stars sundress. The pic is taken from a high angle and as so-Boobs!

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Jul 10

Me: Forgets that it's Thursday; is already in my gigantic "meemaw" sleepin' shirt. "Maybe next week." Also Me: "Walk in that bathroom and put on some damn lipstick, woman." I talked myself into it... 😘😄

Me, gigantic black Grateful Dead shirt, semi frizzy "caught in the rain" hair, red lips, sort of pouting. Eyes look especially blue today.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Jul 4

"NOBODY knows the band Grand Funk? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer?! OH MAN!...for more information on Grand Funk, consult your school library!"

A screen grab from The Simpsons. Homer is driving the kids to school (after the bus was destroyed in a "field trip" to the auto wrecking yard). The kids previously had asked him to change the radio station (playing Shine On by Grand Funk Railroad) Homer is about to go on his Grand Funk rant while Milhouse and Nelson sitting in the backseat look uncomfortable and embarrassed for him.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Jul 3

Too hot outside=no motivation, to take new pictures or do much of anything else. Nice to see everyone though! ❤️

Me, frizzy hair, notch neck black tank top, looking a little tired (and Prednisone puffy).

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Jun 26

I'm so tired but I (finally) took a pretty good pic this week! Happy Thursday, friends ❤️

Me, wearing a black notch neck tank top showing a little cleavage. My hair is rain frizzy and I look tired (but not terrible).

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Jun 22

😊

A 40 year old photo of a blonde little girl (me), sitting on a man's (my father) shoulders. We're both wearing overalls and blue t shirts :)

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Jun 22

For the parameters of this particular graph, Dad Bitterblue is Here (purple circle). To truly capture his essence though, you'd need squares about restoring antique tractors and Formula 1 racing 🤷‍♀️😂

A graph showing the different types of dads and where the particular zones cross.
A purple circle is over top of 'The Lawn Zone ™️', "Your Father Is In The Garage" , and 'Still goes to see rock bands with multiple dead menbers'

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· May 23

A fake Star Trek TOS title card. The Enterprise is visible behind the text, cruising alongside a large blue planet. The title in yellow says "The Alternative Factor...we're sorry. Come back next week; we can do better!"

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· May 23

A "title card" in the style of Star Trek TOS showing the Enterprise making a pass alongside a large blue planet. I have added the (fake) title "Gothos AGAIN, Captain", a reference to episode The Squire Of Gothos, where they can't escape without the whole ass planet appearing in front of them repeatedly.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· May 23

A "title card" for Star Trek TOS with the Enterprise cruising by a large planet and (my own, fake title) "Taking Bets- How Weird Is Nurse Chapel's Hair Going To Be This Week?"

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· May 23

A "title card" from Star Trek TOS, showing the Enterprise cruising by a large planet with my own text (in place of a real episode title) that reads " Of Course We're The Only Starship In The Quadrant..."

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· May 23

StarTrek TOS "title card" shot of the Enterprise and a planet with my own added text (in place of a real title) of "Let Me See A Baby Horta, Dammit!"

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· May 15

Actually felt like myself today! Took this in the last dregs of sunlight coming thru my window...and then promptly fell asleep. I'm a mess lol.

Me, lying on a pink blanket, wearing a black tank top (lots of cleavage today). Lots of black eyeliner.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Apr 29

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Homer Simpson, wearing a chef's hat and apron, looks down at a flaming bowl of corn flakes.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Apr 18

Smiling for real for once because this was kind of a goof up photo that turned out cute; I needed that after a dumb week. Let's just call it: Hashimotos-4 Laura- 2

Me, smiling for real for once. More cleavage than usual, super cute new blue dress, not that it's very visible. The wind blew hair into my face and I pulled it back the second before the pic snapped.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Apr 5

The character Velma from Scooby Doo-Mystery Incorporated, reading a book by her favorite author, Harlan Ellison titled "My Fiction Is Better"

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Mar 27

I was juuuust about to give up because every pic was coming out like 😱 and then this one happened 😄

Me, lacy nightie, nerd glasses, frizzy hair. The usual.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Mar 13

No new pics because I continue to have a serious case of the BLAHS (and I think that I'm in the running for "Sleepiest bitch in the USA" lately). Anyway, here's an older one that I love.

Older pic of me-reddish hair. blonde in front, blue tie dye robe with a lacy strappy black bra peeking out.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Feb 13

The World's Most Difficult Coworker has been ON ONE for a couple of weeks and I'm very tired. But I actually took pics this week And woke up from my pre-sleep exhaustion nap in time, so here we are 😄

Me-blue robe, black nightgown, some boobage. I look tired but overall a nice picture.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Jan 30

*waves*, Hi, I'm still awake this week! 😲 But I'm waaay too cold to take any new pictures, so I'll use an old(er) favorite!

Me, low cut black dress with a black harness visible. Nerd glasses, pink lipstick and hair badly in need of coloring

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Jan 9

Ironically, first time in like a month that I haven't felt like hot garbage. Reupping my Christmas outfit- pink dress to "springy"? Eh, layer a fishnet top, that'll work (Laura Logic).

Me-frizzy blonde and reddish hair, nerd glasses. Wearing a pink spaghetti strap dress better suited for spring but I layered a fishnet top under it, so it totally works for winter now in LauraLand....

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Nov 27

Screencap from The Simpsons. Lou the cop has been drinking juice that is "...nothing but carrots and peyote!" and is hallucinating.
The caption is a batshit quote from RFK Jr that is actually Less sensible than what Lou actually says in the episode.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Nov 14

I really thought that it was Wednesday until like 4 minutes ago (and no one corrected me all day?!) Thank goodness all of the pics that I took last week were good, 'cause here's another...

Me! Black lace robe, exposed black bra. My hair is red now!

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Nov 7

Waahh, every pic that I took looked good and I couldn't choose! Terrible problem to have! 😂 Anyway, I have red hair now!

Me, new red hair! Also black lace robe, sort of exposed black bra.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Oct 31

I've been trying to get a new photo to upload for over an hour and frankly, I'm over it. Sucks cause I colored my hair and it looks Fantastic. Oh well, next week. So anyway, here's me as Negan in 2017, Happy Halloween!

Me, a long time ago, outdoors dressed as the character Negan from The Walking Dead. I'm wearing a leather jacket, a black mini dress, motorcycle boots and am carrying "Lucille" (baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire).

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Oct 17

The world's slowest wifi + the fact that I forgot that it was Thursday and didn't take any new pics alllmost made me say forget it...but then I remembered that it's Sass's Birthday Party. And then I'm On Fire by Bruce Springsteen came on and that was enough of a sign for me. Happy Birthday ❤️!

Me in a black dress with an exposed harness. I'm wearing my usual nerd glasses and my hair needs recolored but it's still a good picture of me.

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Oct 3

Hooray for October and hooray for Thursdays in October!

Just me wearing a low cut black dress with a metal O ring detail and a black harness visible underneath. My hair is kind of a mess and needs colored but my makeup is on point! :)

Laura Lee@missbitterblue· Sep 26

You know, I rarely say this but this week wasn't so bad...of course when you start off the week by passing out and crashing face first into the bathroom cabinet (btw, ouch), the week has literally no choice but to improve, right? Anyway, new pink dress! Hope you like it as much as I do! ❤️

Me- super pretty (if I do say so myself) pink dress and matching lipstick, caught in the rain hair, tasteful cleavage, and a Big smile!