Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Jun 13 Just paid a stranger to stab me thousands of times with needles.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Apr 11 Got another hole in my face today. Now both nostrils are pierced, along with my septum. Having just one side pierced after getting my septum done last summer felt weirdly off-balance.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Mar 28 And the last sunset. (Sob.)
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Mar 20 First sunset from Puerta Vallarta. I love this place.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Mar 6 Sooo... I got this gift from our partner & his wife.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Feb 2 This is a dog that has a full understanding of pillows and how to use them.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Jan 18 Wow @thehill.com.
You can't even put a picture of the RIGHT black congresswoman? The sign in front of her even *says* Crockett.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Dec 18 Sometimes you have to show off your sparkle.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Dec 12 Accidentally dressed up as Mae West for the spouse's company party.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Nov 16 your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Accurate!
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Oct 19 Wait! What if I am old with white hair AND have a septum piercing?!
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Oct 3 Happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate.
Also, you can't sit with us.
Darcy 🖕🧊@missc0nstrued· Aug 31 Went on a trail ride with my kid today. I'm so glad he loves horses and riding.