Clare
@missclare
“Low-grade abnormal”
My office printer went rogue and printed my copy of Turfman’s on 11x17” CARD STOCK. If you’re in South Jersey and you would like an absolutely fucking enormous hard copy of the magazine, it’s yours. @channel6.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
my Angine de Poitrine algo is breaking containment because why did Lands End just serve me an ad for THIS BATHING SUIT (yes I bought it)
FYSA it’s throwing a strange error that it looks like a new card every time but I keep gaining XP when I recatch it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My everyday china was my grandmother’s good china from the mid-‘70s. My dining table and chairs are even older.
#skycards gang @jasonchampton.bsky.social: 1 of 2 known Fläming Air east of Dortmund
As Cristiano Ronaldo reminds me every four years, you're not ugly, you're just poor.
Trump’s economic policies mean aluminum cans are getting thinner and less durable. Every time I buy a case of seltzer these days one of the cans fails. I had a Diet Coke in my bag this morning and the fucking thing exploded. I was looking forward to my fridge cig 😭
Ecuador no!! Don’t put your kit on the Rocky statue! Didn’t anyone tell you that’s bad luck???
Jamie knows I stan Sinner but I hate how tournament organizers seem to bend over backwards to give him breaks
Wtf was Nike thinking with this fit, the pattern makes Sinner look like he pissed his pants
My friendship with @rototudor.bsky.social is basically Right Stuff references interspersed with insults I immediately walk back 🩷🫂
What's the point of trying to buy US Open tickets during the Amex presale if there are 27K people ahead of me in line. Buying Coachella tickets was easier than this.
