Miss Dfies

@missdfies

Teacher, artist, writer, musician, friend to all animals and a human or two. I make fun of things and make art from things, like driftwood, shells, rocks, and cat whiskers.😺 I'm pretty harmless.

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Miss Dfies@missdfies· 28d

Who wore it better

Orange-bearded, fat-faced, ape in a contemplative gaze showing more intelligence than the one that murdered someone. Ok it's an orangutan here. I stand by my words.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· 28d

Hard to make out what's happening here. Be careful cuz people can be ID'd and retaliated against, wrongly. Here's a screenshot from Instagram

Commenter says: Hi, I was there. This was a misunderstanding. The woman in black thought the other woman said "Get em outta here" about immigrants, but she was saying get ice outta here. They reconciled & apologized. Exchanged hugs. I saw very few pro-ice people today and I was in Biddeford all day. Please stop posting this.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jul 12

What are you saying, Christine? You mean THE Epstein file?! 😃

Night Court episode in which Christine almost gets married, but in a startling reveal, says something we've all been waiting for: "I found the Epstein file"

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jul 10

Can't wait for Caturday, must post this today (Furr-iday?) ... Anyway, this is Butter. All snout, no brain. 😺

Butter the Orange Tabby with eyes closed in a regal pose, defying her lack of any intelligent thought

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jul 10

Happy... 😀🫩😣🥴

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jul 10

For me, it's less cartoon and more puppet

It's Madam, the puppet that Waylon Flowers used back when people did this kind of thing for laughs

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jul 5

A cartoon refrigerator with the words "You know you're old when your kids' art is replaced by the pink death sheet (advance directive)"

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 28

Extreme Wealth is a Policy Failure

When it's our backs that capitalism is broken on* (graphic shows fat guy being carried on the back of a poor little guy)
*exploitation of labor
*political disproportion
*resource misallocation

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 25

Heardle is fun, but there's a problem. Do I just live in the wrong area?

Shows the message "Oh no! Seems like today's track is unavailable on SoundCloud in your location" with my comment, "This should not be the big letdown it always is. Maybe I need a hobby."

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 24

I understand your frustration. Here's a Venn diagram that works for me. I'm picky and unashamed about it. 😊

Venn diagram showing three factors (voted against trump, likes animals, and shares my humor) with only the center group including all three factors being labeled FRIENDS

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 23

Butter the Orange Tabby dreams of large colorful birds 🦜. Remember, Butter, birds are our friends, not food.

Butter the Orange Tabby sleeping next to fabric with parrots on it

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 20

Notice how I chose Algae Green🦠

An exhausted green animal with tongue hanging out says, "It's tiring to read sentences that go on and on and on ..."

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 16

So ... okay.

Old guy Cramer shown with caption Cramer suffers 'severe concussion' after fall in North Dakota

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 15

*Add audio of groan, wheeze, and/or cracking joints

Tuxedo cat in awkward position propping leg up on green couch in order to lick inner thigh area, with caption "me tryna do anything that requires bending over"

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 14

On this day June 14, 1968: The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, released her 13th studio album, Aretha Now. It peaked at No. 3 on the Billboard charts and featured iconic singles like "Think" and "I Say A Little Prayer."

Classic 45 rpm record, "I Say a Little Prayer" by Bacharach and David, sung by the inimitable Aretha Franklin

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 11

Did you know? 🤔 If you cut off the end of a sweet potato that has sprouted, you create a Cthulhu? 🍠

Cut-off end of a sprouted sweet potato. It's got green tentacles.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 10

I can't understand why this cat uses me like she's training for parkour every morning.

Butter the Orange Tabby scales the poster's body and won't get off till she's damn well done

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 5

"Markwayne Mullin: if a plumber's crack had a face" and a photo of his buttcrack face

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 4

One country, two administrations ... worlds apart

Two pictures. Top one shows trump sitting, dozing off, while staff members stand, looking confused. Bottom one is George Washington with his cabinet, all looking way more functional.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· Jun 2

Lucy the Tortie is tired of everything but napping.

Lucy the Tortie, who takes after me, has multi-colored hair, a long nose, and an avoidant personality.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 27

Bluesky informs, if you're open to it

"Good feedback is the key to improvement" with a pic of a key in a keyhole

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 27

Lucy the Tortie is literally in my face. 🫪 Whatever it is, I didn't do it.

Lucy the Tortie sits looking directly into the camera like it's a stare-down.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 24

In hiding today. Right there with ya, Lucy. 💜

Lucy the Tortie finds the world outside full of hostile scrubjays.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 22

Butter the Orange Tabby dreams of food and ... no that's it, just food

Butter the orange tabby sleeps with one paw hiding her face. Kinda.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 18

A cupcake with a single candle, with a sleeping cat in the background. Caption says "Happy birthday to me!"

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 17

Generational labels oversimplify complex lived experiences and perpetuate biases. They encourage conflict instead of consensus. Stop that shit. (Pew Research Center, paraphrased)

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 17

Bari has changed CBS news. And it has changed her.

"Journalistic courage is a willingness to sacrifice getting a good table at a nice restaurant." --Bari Weiss (with pic of her or reasonable facsimile)

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 17

Saw this guy the other day and we made instant friends. Cuz egrets me. 🫶🏻 #centralcoastbirds

Big white egret walking along the shore at a beach in California.

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 16

The hierarchy is real. Butter gets the top bunk. Lucy not so much ... Happy Caturday! 😺

Butter the cat gets the top bunk, while Lucy the cat sleeps below

Miss Dfies@missdfies· May 9

And a happy upside down to you too!