Dan Burn's Missing Finger
@missingfinger
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I think, like many, when Eddie was appointed in Nov 2021, I thought he’d be a stop gap manager. Five years on, two Champions League qualifications and that day at Wembley in March 2025. Thank you for embracing the city, culture and all things Newcastle. Eddie Howe’s Black & White Army. #NUFC
In August, wildfires spread across Suffolk, but it was the fires burning at St James’ Park that grabbed the headlines, as Matthias Jaissle looked set to replace Eddie Howe. #NUFC #PremierLeague
The man who first believed, then transformed the club. RIP King Kev #NUFC
It’s like they’re bargaining for a second hand lawnmower on Facebook Marketplace. “I’m not willing to pay any more, but can you reconsider the offer that wasn’t good enough the first time around?” #NUFC
Really enjoyed the opening 30 minutes last night. 🫠 #NUFC
Ahh great. I see we’re back to having Pro Evo 3 kits again. #NUFC
Did @andyjaye.bsky.social just mention my account to Dan Burn on Adopted Geordies? 😂 #NUFC
Great news, hopefully he can stay fit and kick on again this season. #NUFC
This was also before Saturday’s game when he put Haaland on his arse. #NUFC
Shut up and take my money! #NUFC #Germany #FIFAWorldCup2026
The Firefighter! Covered every blade of grass yesterday, putting out fires everywhere. He’s bloody relentless. Shame his strike didn’t fly in, as it would’ve crowned another monster performance. #NUFC
Bruno scored last night in Brazil’s 3-0 World Cup qualifier win vs Chile. #NUFC #NewcastleUnited #Brazil
In August, Keir Starmer battled storms in Westminster, while Eddie Howe faced his own at St James’. With the transfer deadline looming, all eyes turned to what’s next for Alexander Isak. #NUFC
Today's the day! Eddie Howe's Champions League Mags! ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
My lineup Vs Leeds, if we don't sign anyone prior and we don't have any further injury updates. I’d like Hall to start, but I'd expect Trippier will play, if Thiaw & Miley both start. Ramsey could move to LW with Willock in CM, but Ramsey impressed vs Liverpool, so I expect Barnes in again. #NUFC
Absolutely love this mind! ⚫️⚪️ @worflags.org.uk #NUFC
Me & the Mrs went down to the Baltic today for The Road to Wembley exhibition. Not a bad way to spend a Saturday afternoon. #NUFC
Never prayed for a Luke Edward’s tweet to be correct until tonight. #NUFC
Why’s he’s not mentioned the 3 years he’s still got left on his contract. 🤷🏼♂️ #NUFC
Last team to beat Crystal Palace in a competitive game? Eddies Mags 5-0. #NUFC
Watched MOTD again this morning and I’m gutted we didn’t get Trafford. For City’s third goal, he nonchalantly clipped a ball from his six yard box, bypassing Wolves’ press and creating a 3v3 that led to a goal. That’s something you just don’t get with Pope or Ramsdale. #NUFC
Brentford watching Newcastle have 16 shots against 10 men and still not score. #NUFC #Brentford
This the team for tomorrow then? I'd love to have seen Hall and Botman challenging to start, but I can't see it happening after their limited minutes in pre season. I'd start Elanga, but I wouldn't be surprised if Eddie went with Murphy instead. #NUFC #PremierLeague
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a drastic way of looking at it, but it’s correct. It’s what they’ve spent vs what they’ve brought in over the last 10 years. Player amortisation and when they’ve actually sold players will show the true picture. That said, outgoings versus incomings show it’s a shit show.
Mentally preparing myself to watch Matty Targett play football. #NUFC