Mission to Zyxx
@missiontozyxx
An improvised science fiction podcast in the ass end of space. Find all our seasons at missiontozyxx.space. THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES out NOW!!
BIG JUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT: Mission to Zyxx is BACK - with a live show! Come join us Sun Oct 11th @caveatnyc.bsky.social for a special recording, some special guests, live immersive sound design, Fresh surprises galore AND orange beers (until they run out)! Tix/info: caveat.nyc/events/missi...
THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES - EPISODE 6 out now! The journey of Derf continues. This time, shit gets REAL WEIRD at the morgue! Featuring: morgue bots, vibing, a whole lotta mustard, and incredible sound design by Sound Rodd Shane O'Connell. Enjoy. 💫 www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d06-th...
NEW D-SYXX EPISODE: The totally sensical Legumies DnD adventure continues with a new episode featuring a new mission, and a new player: The one and only Shane O’Connell! www.missiontozyxx.space/mission-to-d...
BREAKING NEWS: We have the response from Zalcatron re: the fruit fly fridge outbreak @maximumfun.org: "DEAL WITH IT."
Chapter 5 of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES out now! Hold on to your zippers, space friends, because this is the installment you’ve been waiting for. That’s right, it’s the part where the ol’ Derfster finally gets LUCKY 😘 ! And then yes, gets quite unlucky, over and over again. Enjoy!
Happy May the Sp8th to all of our fresh-as-juck listeners! Enjoy the day with some orange beers, lil’’✨ dust, some bebops & zuzus, and by listening to a vintage May Sp8th episode from season 3, featuring a much younger crew and baby Justin Tyler. New DERF out next week!
Happening now! Lotta hijinks already have ensued and more to come! Live for the next hour.
Yes, our #MaxFunDrive gift this year is a keychain that references our NEXT ep which hasn't come out yet. Spoiler: It's a car shaped as a shark (or the other way around) Own this timely, definitely understood item by supporting us at maximumfun.org/join. It'll make sense soon we swear!!
And check out the other great shows as part of @maximumfun.org Friday livestream lineup!
BIG NEWS: Join us this Friday, May 1st for a special LIVE STREAM in support of #MAXFUNDRIVE! What are we doing? That's a very good question! You gotta check it out to find out. Watch from our page: Youtube.com/missiontozyxx
In the latest installment of our Zyxx DnD adventure, the changeling sorcerer Casseidi Mossborn dumps some serious lore on the Legumies. We also now have a MAP (thank you to discord listener Powerline!). More D-SYXX & Derf to come! Catch all our eps here! www.missiontozyxx.space/mission-to-d...
THANK YOU to everyone who has ever come to a live show, left a nice review, told a friend about us, told us politely orange beers are out, or supported us on MaxFun! It's #MaxFunDrive and if you enjoy what we do, please jump on board the Bargarean Jade and help make it with us: maximumfun.org/join/
Our epic Dnd Legumies adventure continues! In this episode we learn many important things, like: What's a "butter visage," and "What happens when one of the players tries to give away the game's MacGuffin in the first 10 min" & also... can Gigli SING (no)? www.missiontozyxx.space/oneshots/the...
EP 4 OUT NOW! We’re off to Holowood, where we meet a young ship of the staaahs. Shae and GOOD_E find the perfect/most depressing place to lay low. Zap Zop gets discovered! And you’ll never guess who kicks Derf’s bucket this time. Never meet your heroes! 🌟 💫 www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d04-th...
NEW (OLD) EPISODE ALERT! Alden realized he forgot to release a mailbag... from 2018! So enjoy this true blast from the past as the crew of MISSION TO ZYXX answers some letters. Also JUCK THE FEDERATED ALLIANCE!!! www.missiontozyxx.space/mailbags/202...
The Legumies are back! Our actual play D&D one-shot episode was so fun and had such a great response, we've decided to make it an ongoing campaign. In this second installment, our heroes level up, win treasure, and enlist in a dangerous new adventure. Listen NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCtZ...
Remember to warm the agg neg and put out your boot, for tis the season of survival! Have a wonderful X-Marse from everyone here at Team Zyxx/Derf. 👢 🥛 ✨
We got NEW MERCH! In honor of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, we now have Zyxx Prayer Candle Decals (featuring Derf, Pleck & KoR bAlEvOre), a buncha new stickers, and Derf's favorite Orange Beer pint glass, all on our @topa.to page! Check out all our merch here: topatoco.com/products/zyx...
In latest chapter of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, Shae reconnects with a friend and a nickname, GOOD_E switches modes, and Derf make like Plopeye and pop open a couple cans. Let’s get young! Featuring special guest: JOE PERA! 🎶WELCOME TO THE MORGUE🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNF...
ONE DAY MORE! Tomorrow is the premiere of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES. This is a project that’s now... years (!) in the making. Luckily we've only gotten younger, stronger, less stressed & less burdened by life’s problems since our first recording (below). We can’t wait for you to listen!
In the final one-off ep before The Young Old Derf Chronicles, the crew fulfills a repeated request: to make a live role playing podcast. Yes, it’s Mission to D-Syxx! The entire crew is here, playing a Dungeons and Dragons one shot adventure as their medieval characters from Zyxx Ep 419. Out NOW!
SOME JUCKING NEWS: Now officially coming out... DECEMBER 3RD, 2025. LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!11111
It's definitely the SFW Nermut!! And yes, so much wonderful Dar art out there in the world! Here is just a taste of the many depictions of Dar. (More can be found in our IG: instagram.com/missiontozyxx under #zyxxart!)
Nermie post!!! A wonderful listener made this incredible, perfect Nermut and we had to share. Look at his lil name tag and his feathers and his outfit! We love this Nermie! Via Dave from our discord #zyxxart
We're so excited to announce that all episodes from seasons 1-5 of Mission to Zyxx are now fully transcribed for accessibility, intelligibility and FUN. To read along, head over to missiontozyxx.space, where transcripts are embedded in every episode page!
NEW MISSION TO ZYXX EP OUT NOW! In this lost S4 episode, the crew heads to a postal planet to retrieve a missed delivery. Recorded live @caveatnyc.bsky.social ! If you missed out, the FULL VIDEO is also available @ YouTube.com/missiontozyxx ENJOY!!!!! www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/2025/6...