Maria Bartholdi
@missmariapants
Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster + Writer + Host. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries: mbartholdi@gmail.com
Update! The boggly boi is now in his forever home! 🐸 👖 This is my best impression of him. You have to imagine I am holding a fish. Thank you to everyone who made this moment possible!! I am so happy 🥰
3-0 at my prerelease with this beauty that never let me down. ✨ #MTGxMarvel
Did a lil rainbow prism lewk yesterday for fun! Happy pride! 🏳️🌈✨😘
Had a simply Marvel-ous time at the #MTGxMarvel party! 🎉 I am obsessed with Squirrel Girl. Can’t wait to party with everyone again in Amsterdam! ✨♥️
What a MagicCon it was! As usual, I was mostly to be found behind this hosting desk, but I did manage to escape a few times onto the show floor. 😊 The story of this dress is that I bought it off of @michellevisage.bsky.social’s Poshmark! From Drag Race to the Magic Pro Tour, it has a new life! ✨
Pet the cats in the Cats Lair. Life highlight unlocked!!!!! 😭♥️🥲😍✨✨✨
Almost forgot to share today’s Pro Tour fit! Sparkly bolero + sparkle top = Vegas, baby! ✨
The race to win boxes is on here behind the scenes at Pro Tour coverage!! Current box count: 1 The line on the weekend is: 10 Will we get there???
If you are a fan of the spy genre, I really need you to know about the 1978 British show Sandbaggers. The writing is incredible, the acting is 10/10. It may be the best spy series ever made and I had never heard about it. Give it a watch, you will quickly fall in love.
This film is hilarious and weird and scrappy and utterly delightful. I knew nothing about it going in, and it was totally fine. A comedy film that's actually funny is a very rare find. Highly recommend!
You ever mill someone out by activating a Morcant's Eyes with a Maralen in play? 😮💨
I ✨love✨ this look at the basics used by the Top 8 at Pro Tour Lorwyn Eclipsed!! I always appreciate a sense of style when it comes to land choices. 💅 👏👏👏👏 More here: cardboardbythenumbers.com/2026/02/03/t...
Look. As someone who spent approx. $1,000,000,000,999 on Marvel Snap cosmetics............I want nothing more than to have good cosmetics in Arena. sooooooooooooooooo............
I don’t personally reccomend hosting a Magic tournament 4 weeks after major surgery, but thankfully it went basically okay! We had a fantastic finals and a great Standard metagame. And, honestly, what more can a gal ask for?
Too exhausted to post fits yesterday, but I’ll give you today’s lewk! Lorwyn coded.
Llyr is coming to the Pro Tour I guess??? Probably playing Cub
… she was a lesbian … he was a gun-owner… spoiler alert: no one is the perfect victim spoiler alert: we all are