Miss Tori

@misstori

3 over caffeinated kobolds piloting a meat mech. Sometimes a bearded theydy. Public mental health worker - not a therapist. I stream silly games to maintain my sanity in this hellscape Pfp from Caramael on picrew.

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Miss Tori@misstori· 29d

I wish cameras captured things the way our eyes see them. The moon is gorgeous tonight.

A photograph of the warm white of a still rising full moon in a gap between the clouds above it and the trees below. The wispy clouds are illuminated by the light of the moon.

A zoomed in photograph of the still rising full moon using a plain Samsung Galaxy 23 ultra's camera. The sepia-like color is natural and no filters were used.

Miss Tori@misstori· May 17

Hey, @streamelements.bsky.social what the fuck is this bullshit? In what world is this an appropriate response for disconnecting your bot?

Streamer ferdaley uses a command to disconnect streamelements' bot from their account. The bot responds with a robot emoji followed by a gun emoji with very clear implications of violence

Miss Tori@misstori· Jan 27

Someone get Vlassic on the phone so Sheila can get her pickles 😆

Other side of political advertisement, top third has the older white woman, "Sheila", examining at grocery receipt on the right, to the left is an inset photo of a piece of lined paper with "Grocery List" written in all caps along the top. The list underneath says "Soup, bread, veggies, milk, creamer, chicken, pickles". Chicken and pickles have been crossed out. Under the photos is the text "Under Tom Barrett, the billionaires get richer and I don't even get a pickle." To the right of the text is the signature "Sheila".

Miss Tori@misstori· Jan 1

The icicle outside my bedroom window looks like something a monster fucker designed.

Miss Tori@misstori· Dec 12

Got my copy of Dark Fairies yesterday. @novamali.bsky.social never fail to produce beautiful books with gorgeous art and delicious writing.

Miss Tori@misstori· Nov 17

Hey y'all, it's been a long month but I'm back! I'm gonna be streaming Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood tonight at 7pm EST. #blackskygamers #blackskystreamers #queerstreamers www.twitch.tv/mx_tori_j

Miss Tori@misstori· Nov 10

Props to whoever did the songs for Outer Worlds 2. I didn't know a song about irrational numbers could be so damn catchy. Also the art for this game is just fucking gorgeous. I could stare at the Praetorian sky for hours

Screenshot of the landscape from the landingpad on the moon Praetor in the game Outer Worlds 2. The moon is tidally locked and in the distance there is a ringed planet eclipsing the sun, putting the moon in a state of perpetual dusk with soft reds and blues in the sky.

The land is covered in grey-blue mountains of basalt-like stones, though some stretch and curve into arches that would be impossible on Earth.

Miss Tori@misstori· Oct 29

If you have access to GoPuff in your area and have added an EBT card to your account, they are helping customers with a total of $50 in free groceries in November. Just enter the coupon code and you get $25 credit plus free delivery from 11/1-15 and another $25 credit from 11/16-30.

SNAP benefits may pause on Nov 1, we're here to help. Offering $50 in FREE groceries per SNAP EBT customer.

Nov 1-15

USE CODE: SNAPRELIEF1

Nov 16-30

USE CODE: SNAPRELIEF2

Get $25 credit + FREE delivery with each coupon.

SNAP Offer T&Cs

$25 off SNAP-eligible items and no delivery fee with code SNAPRELIEF1. One-time use per SNAP EBT customer. Requires SNAP EBT card on Gopuff account. Starts 11/1/25; ends 11/15/25 or when 200,000 total coupons are redeemed, whichever is first.

$25 off SNAP-eligible items and no delivery fee with code SNAPRELIEF2. One-time use per SNAP EBT customer. Requires SNAP EBT card on Gopuff account. Starts 11/16/25; ends 11/30/25 or when 200,000 total coupons are redeemed, whichever is first.

Offers valid only for SNAP-eligible items; other taxes, fees, and exclusions may apply. Gopuff reserves the right to modify, cancel or terminate these offers

Miss Tori@misstori· Sep 16

Miss Tori@misstori· Jul 25

Accidental @chucktingle.bsky.social headline

Photograph of a sports page headline from the Lansing State Journal that says "Tigers' Melton pounded early in MLB debut".

Above the headline, in smaller print, is the score from the last game "Pittsburgh 6, Detroit 1"

Miss Tori@misstori· Jul 12

Hazy orange moon tonight

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 25

I need to see Bob the Drag Queen in this look from Date Everything. They would absolutely KILL

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 25

This person is an absolute fetus from Australia that no one actually gives a shit about. His only opponent is his imagination.

Screenshot of a tweet from @drewpavlou

"My opponents all have the best lives ever.

Zohran's parents are rich and both have Wikipedia pages, he's running New York City with a baddie Levantine wife and everybody loves him. Hasan Piker makes millions of dollars a year and his life is epic.

Meanwhile I am punished to wander the Earth forever in coldness and solitude because I was doomed to be born with the soul of a poet."

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 24

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger

The cast of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, including Chief and Rockapella

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 24

Screenshot of a tweet from @notabigjerk

"I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 18

A lovely storm tonight

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 18

Yesterday I got my book from @jonasgoonface.bsky.social and @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social, AND @dateeverythinggame.bsky.social was released. I am spoiled for unhinged horny media

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 14

Good morning friends and neighbors: If you're heading to any of the protests today, or will be working in the area where they're planned, please be safe.

Screenshot of protest safety info. Text reads as follows:

"There's protests scheduled all around the US today. So your favorite Punk-san is here to remind you if you plan to go:
No identifying clothes.
No make up.
Cover any and all tattoos.
Cover your face and protect your eyes.
Keep your hair covered.
Bring a burner phone if you can. If you can't turn GPS off and disable fingerprint/ facial id.
Carry only your ID and cash.
Bring lots of water.
Write down the number of a lawyer or protesters rights advocacy group on your body in sharpie.
Bring friends/ let friends know where you are if you go solo. Make a check in plan.
Know your escape route.
Be aware of what kettling is and how to recognize it. The best way out of a kettle is back the way you came. And once you're kettled in, its party time.

Do your best to keep the protest peaceful, but be prepared for violence. Use your body and privilege to protect and help others."

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 9

Me: I'm gonna stream tonight. The Universe: are you? 😏

An edited screenshot of an alert from the National Weather Service issuing a Severe Thunderstorm Watch until 10pm EDT tonight. The screenshot is cut before it mentions specific areas that are impacted.

Miss Tori@misstori· Jun 6

Picked up The Kid and got ice cream today.

Selfied of a light skin Black femme wearing rose gold cat-eye glasses, a black sleeveless shirt, a red choker, and a necklace with a silver pendant; person is sitting outside with an ice cream shop with a sign reading "Artic Corner" along the top of the building. It's a sunny day with the blue sky visible above the building.

A cup overflowing with ice cream and whipped cream sits on a picnic table painted in University of Michigan maize and blue colors.

A medium strawberry cheesecake and Oreo flurry sits on a stack of napkins on a picnic table painted university of Michigan maize and blue colors with a shot of the street in the background. There is additional ice cream and mix-in pieces sitting almost 2 inches above the rim of the cup.

Miss Tori@misstori· May 28

Tell me I'm lying

Miss Tori@misstori· May 24

This is why I hate Pinterest some times. Because....WTF? WHAT animal did these goddamn ribs come from?

Screenshot from Pinterest of a recipe thumbnail for "Perfect Oven Baked Ribs". The thumbnail consists of two AI generated images of cooked pork ribs sitting on a wood plank that's on a wood table, with a brown banner with the recipe's title between the two.

The evidence of AI generation of these images would be easy to recognize for even a novice AI spotter, as both images of cooked pork ribs have bones that are both vertical AND horizontal. A feature that does not exist in the physiology of pigs. Or any mammals.

Miss Tori@misstori· May 18

My coworker got this box set for her 4 and 3 year old. She's worked in DV shelters and in women and children's services and she is serious about making her her kids know they have the right to say no to others.

Photo of a yellow box on a brown woodgrain table. The top of the box reads "Body Safety Starts Here" followed by "BODY SAFETY WISE BUNDLE". Beneath the box titles are five stacked images of book covers featuring young Black boys and girls with their hands up in a "stop" motion, looking confident and secure, as disembodied hands reach out to them from the outer edges of the book.

Top to bottom, and left to right the titles are:

"Where hands go: An introduction to safe and unsafe touch" (girl on the cover)
"Where hands go: An introduction to safe and unsafe touch" (boy on the cover)
"Where Hands Go: Body Safety Rules" (girl carrying a backpack on her right shoulder holding her left hand out and up firmly in a "stop" motion with "STOP" written and underlined on her palm)
"Where hands go: The Power of No" (girl and boy on cover, right and left hands, respectively, firmly up with "STOP" written in glowing letters on their palms)
"The ABCs of Consent" (a young girl sits in the lower left corner of the cover, surrounded by colorful floral designs and letters, calmly looking up at a cartoonish angry male lion in the upper right looking at if he's about to pounce her)

Along the bottom of the box are four Black and Brown girls and boys dressed as superheroes with capes, each firmly holding a hand up with "STOP" written across each palm.

Miss Tori@misstori· May 17

Our power is out again! But this time from wind. No idea when it's gonna come back on because BWL only lets account holders get updates, and my landlord pays the electric. 🙃

Miss Tori@misstori· May 17

Sweet cheeks blocked me but I am a screenshot queen

Miss Tori@misstori· May 17

Nah you ain't running from this one playa.

Screenshot of skeet from @plucas.bsky.social, posted at 6:20pm on Friday May 16, 2025

"Argh, I'm getting overwhelmed here. People just want to be outraged without listening. Yes, I could have worded some things better, but real historical sites and artifacts are worth preserving no matter what horrors they may be connected with. Letting it all burn is how history gets forgotten."

Miss Tori@misstori· May 8

Post ya lockscreen #blacksky

Miss Tori@misstori· Apr 19

And since she apparently likes to delete her skeets, let's preserve this here before she tries to rewrite history.

@emily.gorcen.ski skeeted the following on April 19, 2025, 7:19am EDT

"In hindsight J6 was one of the most effective protests in recent American history, and while that might disquiet you, it should also teach you something."

Personal note: I chose to screenshot and post this as her own bio says skeets auto delete after two days, which, in my opinion, is cowardice and bullshit. Own your words, Emily Gorcenski, or shut the fuck up.

Miss Tori@misstori· Apr 19

Reposting with translation in the ALT text