The tariffs are working! 😎

No bottom?

My mom circa 1935 ❤️

Perhaps I didn’t make myself clear

Constipated man trying to squeeze one out

I wonder what substance #PamBondi puts on the back of her cross so it doesn’t burn her

But enough about Bad Bunny. How about Good Doggy?

Just in, a question from Donald Trump’s latest cognitive test: Which escort would you drive and which one would you marry?

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States demonstrates he doesn’t give a fucking fuck about anything other than himself… except maybe child fucking.

Nutmeg as former Cubs manager Joe Maddon.

What do they have against French apple brandy? Oh, wait. Damn dyslexia. 🤬

Triumph of the (S)will

But what if your dog doesn’t pick up first? Mine never does. 😵‍💫

Alpacas are furious

Wow. I just rewatched the hilarious There’s Something About Mary and forgot Trump was in it