martoto
@mistermartoto
Crap photoedits and daft jokes. Nerdstalgia. Gen-Xennial he/him. Also @memewaltz on threads/insta.🎥🎶📺🏴🍀🥃 I've sent my antifa ✊🏼 application off to antifa towers.. Still haven't heard back. 🤞🏼
"Oh flour of Scotland.." By they way. Turns out you were right. Pray for Misty (that's the dog's name)
#IconicAnimalsInASongOrMovie 🎶 He's Magilla, Queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam.. 🎶
Imagine hating me when this is just me heading into the weekend with my hand in a totally natural position. #celticfc #motherwell #spfl #handball
So glad to wake up this morning now that the uncontroversial handball penalty given to Celtic against Motherwell is no longer in the news cycle.
"People will now be asking, should Kier Starmer resign over Nigel Farage's no-show on today's programme?"
"As it happens, Piers Morgan. As it happens. I was a very different person back then."
🎶 Bod only knows what I'd be without you.. 🎶 #ASongOrMovieForCartoonAnimals
🎶 "Touché, I only hear what I want to..." 🎶 #ASongOrMovieForCartoonAnimals
Post a classic work of literature.Wrong answers only. The Picture Of Alasdair Grey