Sorry not sorry. #goteamcanada

We warned you. But you didn’t listen. “Don’t poke the tiger!” we said, but you did anyway. Whelp. So let me say it clearly so you can understand: “I told you so”… #quebec #canadian #proudcandian #canadiansagainsttrump www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

Blue eyes tell no lies, and can absolutely see through yours…

I think I will cycle through the most dramatic of these today

If Canada is set to be the 51st date, I must get myself ready for die ultrakonservative MAGA Armee

Twas my birthday yesterday - and I spent it sleeping and coughing wirh a flu. Make things better here : throne.com/mistressdiam...

2023 was a shit show - the blind leading the stupid! So best wishes for a more sane and healthy 2024! 🎉🥂

Happy thanksgiving my American friends 😍🦃

On the streets of New York City, men fear me more than they fear getting held up at gunpoint. Rightly so - not only will I make them cry, but I’ll take their money as well.

So who here is going to #domconNola in October? So stoked to be teaching my #improvforkinkypeople 💙

double trouble in New York City until the 25th. Can you handle two cancer warriors? Maybe. Maybe not. Find out.

So for those of you in NYC, I’m doing a class. And it’s going to be amazing AF. The first one sold out, the second class is selling fast. This will change your life. Do it. https://ticketstripe.com/events/1035301

Just posting some content so ya’ll know I’m real..