Mistress Dovie

@mistressdovie

Here for Wheel of Time #WotSkies, Sanderson, Anne Rice, and other fantasy. Here for queer shit, #pansexual and #polyamorous. Here for the #BDSM shit, to connect with other kinksters. #FemDom Here for the babes, to be slutty and connect with other sluts.

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Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· 28d

Hot and heavy field day. Just found a couple cookies I squirreled away at the @wotconofficial.bsky.social lunch for emergency drunk snacks. Are they kinda old? Yes. Do they have bits of napkin stuck to them? Also yes. Did I happily eat them anyway? You bet your ass I did.

I wanna hold a bit of cookie with some snacking stuck to it. She wears a brick red orange shirt. She has curly blonde hair and sit in a car.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Jul 9

Bye bye for now SF. On my way to @wotconofficial.bsky.social in a few minutes. But of course my flight is delayed. I don’t think I have flown in the past 5 years on a flight that was NOT delayed. wtf. I don’t know if it’s possible anymore?

A view of a mountain at sunset through a bus window.

A view off the Golden Gate Bridge through a bus window. There is blue sea and gray sky.

A view of a neighborhood on a hill over a flooded marsh. Behind the hill is yellow clouds and gray sky.

A hill in a distance behind trees on a roadside.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Jul 8

Supplies for @wotconofficial.bsky.social acquired. #IYKYK #WotSkies

A photo of a small pile of pomegranates in a grocery store with a price tag marking them $4.99. They are mostly red and pink with a little bit of yellow.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Jun 10

#WotSkies!! I got my #MalkieriCon flights!! I will arrive Sept 3 and depart Sept 20! I plan to head north to Norway/Sweden/Finland for shenanigans after the con. Anyone else planning travel around #MCon26? I also need to do more Prague exploring because I didn’t do much last time. 💚

A woman with curly red hair smiles widely in front of a large gothic church.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Jun 4

Wake up #WotSkies. New #ButtRock just dropped. @threefoldtalk.malkiertalks.com @malkiertalks.com @roofmistress.bsky.social @aielmelindhra.bsky.social @amysfarstrider.bsky.social

A rocky outcropping on a tree with oaks. The rock is shaped like the buttocks and upper thighs of a human body.

A side view of a rocky outcropping that resembles a voluptuous backside.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· May 19

This is a great example of #Polyamorous/#ENM inclusive language. Reservation form for our company picnic. Instead of asking “Will your spouse be joining?” it simply asks “Number of adults attending?” Also helpful for folks who need to bring along a helper to provide child care so they can network.

A Microsoft form with the following text:

* Required
1. First + Last Name: *
Enter your answer
2. Can you attend? *
• Yes, I'll be there!
• Sorry, I can't make it.
3. Number of adults attending: *
Enter your answer
4. How many kids joining?
Enter your answer
5. Any allergies or dietary restrictions?
• Vegan
Vegetarian
• Gluten-free
Dairy-free
• Other

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· May 18

Accidentally took probably the greatest photo ever taken of my tits yesterday. 🤣

A woman in a black bodysuit with mesh in the center bites a finger and looks seductively off camera

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· May 10

Partner wanted to go out for breakfast today but I said only if we could go to a local book store. Finally got my copy of @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social’s Authority and something I was not seeking out but am very excited about, The Feminist Killjoy Handbook by @saranahmed.bsky.social.

A table with a stein of dark beer and two books. One is teal with yellow and purple writing and reads The Feminist Killjoy Handbook. The radical potential of getting in the way by Sara Ahmed. One is dark black with Dali-esque art of a rabbit. It reads Authority by Jeff VanderMeer.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Apr 27

My friends and I covet this one. I think the kid was 4th or 6th grade.

A photo of a poem on white paper. It reads:

The Magical Cat
Harry Lahn-Schroeder

I am the magical cat
I don't eat mice
I eat swords that slice and dice
I don't wear fur
I wear cups of chocolate ice cream that are under a shelf
I am the magical cat
I don't fear dogs or cold water
I do as I please always
I don't eat food
I am the magical cat
I eat cars and humans' hearts that taste like air

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Apr 26

#WotSkies a man I am “friends” w started reading #WheelOfTime (cr SR) for the first time & has decided that I am not Green Ajah & insisted to a bff of mine that he is going to convince me that I am actually a Red this wknd at unSCruz. I’m obvs gonna destroy him, but also seeking creative clap backs.

A woman in a flowing green gown with gold accents at the hems stands on a bridge in a wooded area and holds a half of a pomegranate in her hand.

A woman with curly hair smiles holding out an apple filled with pomegranate seeds. She wears a shiny green and gold gown.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Apr 16

Happiest nameday to my dear friend and warder @goatbrother.bsky.social. You are one of the kindest and most generous members of our community. Here’s to taking many more unflattering pics together! 😘 #WotSkies

A woman in a black tank top and red vest pouts with her eyes closed beside a man in a black shirt with white text who makes a funny face.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Apr 14

Hello #WotSkies babes! It’s that time of year again! The Nerdy & Flirty community will be hosting two non-monogamy meetups at @jordanconinc.bsky.social! One smaller pre-party for the early arrivers Thurs at 7pm, and a full mixer for the whole group on Fri at 9:30pm! All ENM & curious folks welcome!

An event poster. The background is festive red with a graphic of a colorful ten and 4 people holding hands. The text reads:

Hosted by the nerdy and flirty discord community JCon 2026 Non-Monogameetups. Preparty thursday 7-8 pm LaGrotta Patio. Mixer first 9:30-10:30 Parkwoods Backyard. Polyamorous? Swinger? Open relationship? Just curious? Come to these ethical no -monogamy meetings ups to connect with like minded folks. Look for the pride flag”

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Apr 5

Last night we watched 3 Men & a Baby, a movie I loved & watched frequently as a kid. As an adult I realized that two of the primary characters are in an #ENM / #Polyamorous relationship & that the themes center heavily around non-traditional families. Still cute! Plus it’s directed by Leonard Nimoy!

A movie poster. Three white men with dark hair stand side by side. The one in the middle wears an untied bow tie and holds a naked baby who has peed on the front of his shirt. The text on top lists Tom Selleck, Steve Gutenberg, and Ted Dansen as the stars. The name of the movie is 3 Men and a Baby.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Mar 29

Brought my ass and my @dansavage.bsky.social inspired sign down to one of the #NoKings protests in San Rafael. They had some great speakers and folks tabling for important local organizations and actions.

A photo of a hand painted sign on cardboard reading “fuck this shit” in front of a large gathering of people below.

A man who’s face is obscured holds a yellow sign with black writing that reads “it is every citizens duty to challenge their leaders to keep them honest and hold the accountable if the are not- Ahsoka Tano

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Mar 24

@dadimakesmusic.bsky.social is coming back to the Bay Area and he’s gonna play at the ICONIC newly remodeled and reopened CASTRO THEATER and I might diiieeeeee!! Let’s gooooooo!!

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Mar 19

My fuck boy came over for a beating today and brought me this bottle of wine. I laughed about the label and had to try to explain to him why it was meaningful and amusing. 🤣 #WotSkies #Pufferfish #Suiaraine

A bottle of red wine sits on a table. The label has four frames of the same image in different color combinations. The image is a puffer fish expands. The name of the wine is Pufferfish.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Mar 10

With Coal Chamber opening for them let’s goooooo!

A screenshot of a part of a festival lineup. The bands listed from top to bottom are Killswitch Engage. Sevendust. Coal Chamber. The Union Underground. Ill Niño. Ünloco. Brujeria. And Ladrones.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Feb 28

Exhibit A. Absolutely packed airport bar and nowhere to sit because two entitled white men flying out of Sonoma think their bags deserve chairs more than other people.

A wide angle shot of a brightly lit bar. In the center are two chairs with bags sitting and hanging on them. On each side of the bags are white men sitting at the bar playing on their phones.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Feb 26

Thomas’ favorite treats are the freeze dried salmon treats from Trader Joe’s. My favorite treats are naughty boys and girls. 😘

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Feb 23

RIGHT?! 😭 We heard what I think was a rat in the wall (which backs up to the garage and is pretty permeable) a few times recently and I was like “what if we locked Thomas in there for a night?” 😂 We didn’t. This lazy bastard wouldn’t have done shit.

A fluffy white, black and gray cat lounges lazily on the back of a gray South.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Feb 22

Thomas’s new favorite thing is to lay on my chest for 10 minutes as soon as I wake up and roll into my back. He looks annoyed in the pics but he’s purring up a storm.

A large fluffy cat sits looking directly into the camera. His body is white and very fluffy. His face is gray striped. He’s on someone’s torso on a bed with dark blue blankets in a bedroom. There are dark blue and white curtains to the right in the background and to the left is a large cluttered bookshelf.

A large fluffy cat sits looking off camera. His body is white and very fluffy. His face is gray striped. He’s on someone’s torso on a bed with dark blue blankets in a bedroom. There are dark blue and white curtains to the right in the background and to the left is a large cluttered bookshelf.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Feb 15

#WotSkies you are all my Valentines and I love you so much. Sorry I have been so absent lately. I’ve missed you. Work has been wild but I promise to be around more starting now!

A woman sits in a tiki bar with a flight of mai tais in front of her. The bar is Trader Vic’s, the inventor of the Mai tai. She wears a long sleeved black shirt and has curly blonde hair and green eyes. She smiles.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Dec 24

I can’t express how satisfying it is to read my favorite @theonion.com recurring column about what quirky antics the Trump Boys have been up to at the breakfast table on cold hard paper instead of on my cold hard phone. Such a gift to receive our first delivery right before Christmas!!!

A photo of a hand holding a newspaper before a Christmas tree. The photo frames an article titled “Trump Boys try trading in George Washington painting at GameStop.” There is a photo of two men holding a large historical painting in a video game shop.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Dec 24

If you are loving #Pluribus you should know that @sambaschutte.bsky.social is here on BlueSky! You should give him a follow & then, if you haven’t (but I know you have because you are all cool) you should (re)watch him in #OurFlagMeansDeath 🏴‍☠️ as the world’s best chef/surgeon, Roach. 🍊 #WotSkies

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Dec 9

Though all I can think when I look at him is that he has big Gabe energy. #Pen15.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Dec 8

Another busy weekend. Holiday gatherings and family over for house remodel work. #WotAHoliday was a welcome distraction today. Everyone’s activities were so much fun! Now to unwind with a little Elf and Christmas tree decorating. #WotSelfieSunday

A woman in a sparkly blue and green dress with curly blonde hair smiles while holding a program for a holiday dinner.

A man and a woman smile together in front of a lit Christmas tree with the moon in the background.

A woman with curly blonde hair in a gray hoodie sips beer from a beer glass with a label on it reading Tipsy Putt.

A woman smiles holding a Pygmy hippo Christmas ornament beside a tree. In the background a man in a green elf outfit stands on the tv.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Dec 7

Let the Mistress of Chaos ruuuuulllleeeeee! 😏 @wheelandchillshow.bsky.social #PerrinSucks #WotAHoliday #WotSkies

A screenshot of a YouTube live stream on the left are three faces on the right art icons and in the center is a list of characters. At the top of the list, parent is crossed out at S tier and moved down to an F.

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Dec 6

My loves. 🥹 Glad I had y’all on my screen this year. 🥰 @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social @theflickerverse.bsky.social @twotcast.bsky.social @thedustywheel.bsky.social @malkiertalks.com Special shout out to @wotidol.bsky.social for fucking up another one of my recaps. 🤣 #WotSkies #WheelOfTime

A screen shot of a black screen listing my top you tube channels which include The Way of The Leaf, The Flickerverse Show, tWoTcast, The Dusty Wheel, and Malkieri Talks

A screen shot with a photo of two male puppets. Text reads The Way of The Leaf. Top 0.1% of viewers. You watched 72 of their videos this year. That’s dedication.

A screen shot of a my you tube award which is “ most likely to quote the wheel of time at the most random moments.”

A screen shot of my top YouTube songs. Top is “Come on Eileen” next js “MARFA PRADA by The Band Perry” which I am pretty sure I listen to like 2 or 3 times, followed by the karaoke version of Eileen, then an Amy grant song Baby Baby. I don’t remember list em f to that even once. Last was my WoT idol from last year, Never Surrender. lol

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Dec 4

It is such a delight to have @sambaschutte.bsky.social back on my TV again. 🥹 I miss my Roach terribly. But I am LOVNG Koumba so far. My kind of guy! 😏 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #Pluribus

Mistress Dovie@mistressdovie· Nov 30

Went to the #MadeInSJ Christmas craft fair today for small business Saturday and got a bunch of of cute stuff!! Most unexpected find? Velvet ant sticker sheet by @fossilforager.bsky.social. So niche!!