Hi, it's Matt Collins!
@mitchberghini
Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!
I'm driving to a cottage with my 77 year old mom and she's been playing music by a Finnish opera metal band called Nightwish for 90 minutes and NO it is NOWHERE CLOSE to as cool as that description sounds it is like having a panic attack during the movie Frozen
There are Stereolab album titles everywhere all you have to do is look
Found out that in French Jaws is "The Teeth From The Sea"
I hate to be "that guy" but it would have to be "German companies" to be "sources"
My 13 year old found my YouTub3 channel and now he's cyberbullying me
Ross "I would do anything for love but I won't" Douthat, everybody
Laptop's dead. I recorded a bunch of albums and 62 episodes of the radio show on this thing
Everybody writing 500-1000 words about rockism vs poptimism is wrong and this guy carrying a giant Bluetooth speaker down the street blasting Eek A Mouse is right
Every time someone says "The Shins" this is what I picture
Improv Troupe: Ok, we need 2 celebrities, an activity, and a place