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alexlessis

@moar2ax

plant guy. animal guy. cat dad. utility worker.

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alexlessis@moar2ax· 12d

And when the AI slop came for our Skyline Chili tshirts I DID SPEAK OUT BC DAMNIT TO HELL

A Skyline Chili t-shirt. The "3 way" depicted has many hallmarks of AI slop. Noodles braided together, chili texture that resembles the sausage / burger texture of recently common restaurant food AI slop pics, uniform shape which doesn't resemble an actual Skyline Way with a towering mound of cheese. Weird cracker placement.

Sigh.

alexlessis@moar2ax· 12d

tears of joy thinking about my free burrito taxis

CURRITO Promo email saying "Enjoy Free Delivery All Month Long ($25 minimum spend)!

alexlessis@moar2ax· 15d

Donald Trump in an orange high viz vest saying: "Well, I'm going to do it, whether the women like it or not.

I'm going to protect them."

alexlessis@moar2ax· 22d

totally NTP but I guess my brain is goo bc all I can see on that 6 pack design is this Mooninite lmao but it's a beer flipping me off ofc

Mooninite from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with their arms up giving double middle fingers.

alexlessis@moar2ax· 23d

Brian Kelly & his 'southern accent' 💀💀💀

alexlessis@moar2ax· 23d

lol

alexlessis@moar2ax· 25d

fresh to [a cold] death

Resealable Bag to lock in freshness! (Ignore the ice buildup)

alexlessis@moar2ax· 29d

a story in two parts

a black cat sitting on the 2nd highest perch of a faux tree cat tree. she is about to bite the tail of a grey tabby cat who is asleep on the highest perch just above her.

the grey tabby cat has awoken and is upright, looking down angrily at the black cat and her batting her head.

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 18

no wonder it's giving everybody the shits we let the dang AI slop machine create the recipe

Taylor Farms "6-7 Chopped Salad Kit" with obviously AI slop ingredients like 'RROCCOLI STALX', 'SAWDY CABB?GE', 'HONEY BOASTED MINI CHIPS', and 'CINNAMON PLUEED APPLES'

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 12

checks out

Elizabeth Warren speaking at The Federalist Society.

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 11

thank you president explosive diarrhea

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 8

success 🌱🍅🏆

a speckled roman tomato sitting beside and a cluster of yellow pear tomatoes, both freshly plucked and sitting on my cutting board. the roman is a vibrant orange/red color with irregular yellow streaks going up & down, and the yellow pear cluster looks like, well, little yellowish green pears

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 8

..."genitally underprivileged people are an oppressive class" spitting fire today, horse

lifted gmc pickup truck likely driven by somebody compensating for their tiny penis

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 7

oh yeah we cookin' now

a ripening tomato

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 6

guess i set the duration too short the first AND SECOND TIME smh. A mistake i won't make a third.

A list of my 4 most recent 'muted words' on bluesky. They are all about Graham Platner.

The list is about to grow.

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 5

A wealthy race-baiting old white bigot with a full plate overflowing with cookies points to a (white) blue collar worker who has one cookie on his plate and says "Careful mate...that foreigner (points at brown man with zero plate or cookie) wants your cookie!"

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 4

that's right

Mitt Romney enjoying his favorite type of meat, hot dog.

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 4

yeah enjoy that sun man it'll cool off when you get to your destination (lmao)

Idiot fascist absolutely sweating through their hat & uniform before 11am. The hat is more sweat stain than not.

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jul 4

it's a boy! 🌱

a mad hatter pepper plant growing a young pepper that looks very much like a ballsac

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 29

Cartoon of a skeleton Santa giving a child a sword [sparkler].

Woman: "You can't give that to her, it's not safe!"

Skeleton Santa: "It's a sword [sparkler], they're not meant to be safe."

Man: "She's a child!"

Santa: "It's educational"

Man: What if she cuts [burns] herself?"

Santa: "That will be an important lesson."

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 26

Michael Meyers in Wayne's World holding up the "this man has no penis" sign but 'penis' has been replaced with 'talent'.

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 24

oh you want your windows down 20%?

ILLEGAL!!!

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 21

making some progress 🌱🍅

Speckled Roman Tomato about the size of a big walnut showing some pretty stripes

A cluster of Yellow Pear Tomatoes filling out, about the size of cherry tomatoes.

Another cluster of Yellow Pear tomatoes

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 21

oh that's why

Blue sky label of senator whitehouse showing his corruption via AIPAC

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 21

was simply struck by the softness of her skin that was able to be depicted

'Woman of the Orient' by Henri Lehmann

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 16

sup furry friend

a chunky furry moth on my front door with its abdomen curled back

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 15

Dale Gribble in his ski mask and sunglasses, smoking a cig saying "Someone is"

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 15

Kevin Spacey, drinking from a coffee mug, approvingly.

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 14

🤔😱🤔

The Blu-Ray Disc Format Becomes Standard

In 2006, the BDA released the first version of the Blu-Ray Disc format. This format was adopted as the official standard for high-definition video and audio discs. In 2008, the first Blu-Ray players and discs went on sale in the United States.

alexlessis@moar2ax· Jun 9

Kramer enjoying the after effects of feeding beans to a horse.