West of Wooloo

@mockwooloo

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West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· 27d

What about these guys?

Cover for the single "Pop goes the weasel" by early 90s hip hop group 3rd Bass

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· 27d

Rows of ancient Japanese figurine statues, all slightly different, and covered in moss. One has its mouth open and hands raised as if yelling joyfully. A speech balloon says "GAAAAY!"

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· 28d

I think I looked pretty decent today actually

Me, a white trans woman with long brown hair and glasses. I'm wearing a grey dress and looking up at the camera

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 13

So, erm, I did a thing. Anxious now.

A notification that my booking is confirmed for a consultation about laser hair removal, this Friday the 17th

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 12

Trying to get better at selfies

Me in a black vest/tank top and a long black and white skirt. My long brown hair is loose and I have a hand on one hip

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 10

Face I'm submitting for my bluesky verification:

Image from the film We're All Going To The World's Fair. Protagonist Casey is seen from a webcam as she sits in a darkened room, with think, crudely applied luminous green makeup on her face, and holding up a small glass eye in front of her own.

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 10

On a more positive note, I tried something a bit different with my hair and I rather like how it turned out.

Me, a white trans fem wearing glasses. I'm wearing a grey vest/tank top and have my hair tied up on top of my head with bits coming down the sides of my face. Um, I'm not very good at describing this sorry.

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 10

I did find Binface more annoying than useful, but if Gareth fucking Roberts hates him then I'm starting to come round on the matter

Headline and introduction to a column in the Telegraph by Gareth Roberts:
"Count Binface is just not funny

The 'novelty candidate ' feels like the final destination of what passes today for British satire, an unfunny joke with no point."

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 8

Skirt does, in fact, go spinny.

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 8

Captain Haddock from the Tintin comics. A speech balloon has been added to make it look like he's saying the quoted post

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 8

Headline of the year

A headline from Cornwall Live:

"Bloody dog poo knife melee in Cornwall"

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 7

Go on then....

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 6

Two more

Morgan in her suit of armour lying on a sofa seen from above

Morgan, in her suit of armour, reclines on a sofa eating grapes

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 6

I, uh, was not expecting to be getting these feelings from Philomena Cunk 😳🥵

Diane Morgan, the red haired comedian and actress best known as Philomena Cunk, wears a suit of armour wile saying back on a sofa. She has an apple on the end if her sword

Morgan, still in the armour, is putting the helmet on

Morgan, in her suit of armour, kneels down while holding a sword and drinking a McDonald's drink

Morgan, in her suit of armour, lies on a sofa eating Doritos

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 4

Poster for the 60s b-movie EEGAH! starring Richard Kiel as a gigantic caveman

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jul 3

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

Fake tweet from JK Rowling:

"J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling

Ohhh, bury the knight with her broken nail, bury the... p-priest... something about a crown...? I c-can't remember the rest of that one, ha ha ha! Maybe I'll just hum it.

4:17 AM Aug 18, 2024
969 Retweets
112 Quote Tweets
5.3K Likes"

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 30

No, same.

Meme with a clip art image of a globe of the world.

"This is your problem, here.

What do you mean 'which part?'
The whole part. The circle part that floats in space."

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 28

Sasha's boobs with Zuckerberg's face covering the nipples

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 27

....white thing.

A Mecca Bingo hall with the "Mecca" sign clearly visible twice

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 27

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with DeJesus.

The event let down even the president’s own supporters. Charles DeJesus, a three-time Trump voter from Pennsylvania, told The New York Times that he had been planning to attend the fair since first hearing about it six months ago.

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 27

I started at 42. I've managed to grow these in a little under three months, which I definitely wouldn't have expected... Turns out it really wasn't too late.

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 25

Scene from the Shining where Delbert Grady's ghost tells Jack Nicholson "You've always been here"

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 25

Stage fright, aka Aquarius, directed by Michele Soavi.

Cover art shows a man in a weird owl mask holding a blood-covered chainsaw

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 24

Herbert West, De-Algaenator

Jeffrey Combs as Herbert West in the Re-Animator film, extracting a glowing green liquid from a bottle into a syringe

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 23

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Jeri Ryan in Dracula 2000, wearing a low cut white dress and showing her fangs

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 23

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 21

This is, uh, not good. (that's roughly 95°F-99°F for my American followers)

Weather forecast for my area predicting highs of 35 Celsius on Tuesday, 36 on Wednesday and 37 on Thursday

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 20

Assembled a bookcase today

The bookshelf partially constructed, pieces on the floor

The bookshelf finished but empty. A tall narrow white one with seven shelves

The bookshelf filled with dvds and a few books

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 20

My labels. I'm particularly fond of the Network Member one. "WARNING! this user is suspected to have FRIENDS. Exercise extreme caution"

From Public Education Forum Moderation:
Disinformation2024-12-27
Account is well-known as a spreader of disinformation, or post contains disinformation. Includes denial of documented events. Includes known 60/40 disinfo sources, where factual content is used to establish credibiity for disinfo that is mixed in.

Disruptive2024-12-27
Unconstructive conflict within the fella community, or outside attack, possibly designed to distract from more important things. Includes low-reach 60/40 disinfo mixers. Includes community interfering with Ukrainians' management of their infospace. Includes apparent infiltrators, using inauthentic persona to sow division. Includes nuisance repliers and quote posters.

Network Member2024-12-27
Account appears to be part of a network of coordinating peers.

From The Cave of Trophonius:
Eaten (Saber-tooth Tiger)2024-07-09
A manner of death, perhaps

From Skywatch Blue:
Bluesky Elder2024-05-14
This user has been here since before the media tab (August 2023). This label is not a label of honor—no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

This label is meant in jest and dates to early experiments in labeling. It is applied to the first 800,000 Bluesky accounts. Appeals honored.

West of Wooloo@mockwooloo· Jun 20

🎶 Her penis, her penis The greatest gift that I possess I thank the lord that I've been blessed With more than my share of her penis! 🎵