Moira

@moiramoreau

I do little comics nobody cares about and write beep-boopy music that also nobody cares about. But at least it keeps me off social medi-- know what never mind Comics here. Beep boops at mrdrcat.bandcamp.com/album/conform

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Moira@moiramoreau· 18d

Except this rude weirdo

A screen capture of colour footage from 1954 featuring a crowded street corner in Los Angeles, California with much of the crowd and two sedans in the background. A blurry person is featured in the foreground reading something.

Moira@moiramoreau· Jul 12

How hot is it today? It’s “break out the vintage Tang pitcher and actually make some Tang” hot.

A photo featuring a 1970s era “swirl” style Anchor Hocking Tang pitcher full of Tang, with an air fryer and a pineapple behind it on the countertop.

Moira@moiramoreau· Jul 10

Just randomly decided to walk through our woods and ended up with over a kilo of fresh yellow oyster mushrooms. Yum!

A photo of a fallen tree with lots of yellow oyster mushrooms growing on it.

Moira@moiramoreau· Apr 14

Happy birthday you Legendary MF! Here is Beef looking his roundest

A black cat sitting in front of a window looking up past the camera. He is quite round and very earnest looking

Moira@moiramoreau· Mar 28

Yup!

Two black cats, one plotting shenanigans and the other utterly clueless but cute.

Moira@moiramoreau· Mar 24

My current best photo of our cat Beef

A black cat on a plaid blanket looking as though he’s smiling

Moira@moiramoreau· Jan 30

There’s always these two idiots. I hope things get better for you.

Two black cats locked in battle, one glaring up at the camera, the other caught mid-mlem with his foot in the air

Moira@moiramoreau· Jan 11

Judgement from above

A black cat peers down from a balcony ledge, his head cocked slightly

Moira@moiramoreau· Dec 28

The album cover for powerpop band Jellyfish's brilliant second and final studio album, Spilt Milk, released in 1993.

Moira@moiramoreau· Dec 8

These are out cats, Beef & his brother Cheese, with their adoptive grandma in the back, David Bowie. Not pictured: my nephew's cat Onion. Soup is still an amazing name

Three cats, a female tan tabby named David Bowie and twin black cats named Beef and Cheese.

Moira@moiramoreau· Nov 30

Guess what it did this weekend!

Moira delightedly watches from an upper floor window as it snows outside. She exclaims, "It's snowing!" before running downstairs repeating with excitement, "It's snowing it's snowing it's snowing..." She skids out the front door, shouting, "It's sno-!" before a pile of snow falls off the porch roof, burying her.

Moira@moiramoreau· Nov 20

Are you sure

Two black cats, propped up on each other, feeling snoozy

Moira@moiramoreau· Nov 16

Checks out

Parody book cover featuring three urgent looking women with the line "It's worth the wait...poop at home."

Moira@moiramoreau· Nov 14

We were slightly distracted by panic & cleanup, but here is moments before the fall

A small black cat moments before launching himself off a christmas tree.

Moira@moiramoreau· Nov 14

His first time seeing the tree is my favourite photo of him

A black kitten, dazzled by the Christmas tree with its lights sparkling in his eyes.

Moira@moiramoreau· Nov 6

Late to the game but here are Beef and Cheese holding hands in front of the fire.

Two black cats on little furniture, holding hands

Moira@moiramoreau· Oct 16

A panel from Ben Endlund's original comic The Tick, where a like of ninjas, each holding a single twig, claim they are a hedge. The owner of the house remarks that he doesn't remember having a hedge in the front yard.

Moira@moiramoreau· Oct 8

Some people worry about the same thing for different - and still valid! - reasons.

As bats fly around just above them, Moira holds her long hair protectively and says, "I just worry they'll get my hair." Meddie, whose snake hair is all stretched upward trying to catch the bats, says, "I have the opposite problem."

Moira@moiramoreau· Sep 9

The leaves have just started changing. Don't get carried away.

Moira walks along a wooded trail, smiling as a single autumn leaf floats past her. Suddenly a huge murmuration of leaves flies past her. It starts swirling around her, blocking her from view, and when it finally continues on, she's gone. Did they carry her off? Did she join them? Did she just step out for snickerdoodles and tea? Who knows?

Moira@moiramoreau· Sep 7

Moira@moiramoreau· Aug 17

Do nice things because it's the funnest work.

Moira starts digging dirt from an old, overgrown grave under the full moon. She digs, hauls dirt, and unrolls burlap, finally pausing to wipe sweat off her smudged forehead. She finally reveals the newly cleaned grave. It's surrounded by flowers and bushes as its occupant appears next to her. Glowing in the moon's light, the ghost woman is absolutely delighted at her grave's lovely makeover.

Moira@moiramoreau· Aug 3

Portable barbershop.

Four shrunken heads gleefully sing a classic barbershop tune. Moira steps in, saying, "Okay, Milton, you're a little flat." One of the heads quips "Flat? I'm parched!" and another says, "Well no Gatorade for you - you'll balloon up like you did last time!"

Moira@moiramoreau· Aug 3

Cat

Moira@moiramoreau· Jul 16

"Haunted" is always up for interpretation. Hmmm...where have we seen that leaf-raking conversation before?

A news anchor sits in front of a graphic that features a photo of Moira's house above the caption, "Haunted house?" The anchor is in the middle of a throw to their field reporter. She says, "...the Borthwick House, which local legend says could be haunted. Gene Kemmeter is on site." The camera cuts to a blurry image of Moira in the distance raking leaves and arguing with a shadowy figure as Gene says, "Great timing Rachel, we're just getting what might be the first real video proof of..." The video clears up and the shadow is gone, leaving Moira in the distance gesturing angrily at nothing. Gene continues, "...a little girl raking leaves. Um. But she looks pretty angry." Back in the studio, the graphic is crossed out with a big Nope! written on it and Rachel sarcastically says, "Stunning report as always, Gene." Gene, still on a live microphone, mutters, "I hate you, Rachel."

Moira@moiramoreau· Jun 30

Remember to check in on old friends. Side note, I did a dungeon-synth (ish) track called "The Ossuary" that you can listen to here: m8communityjam.bandcamp.com/album/m8-com...

Heath asks Moira where she's going, and she cheerfully tells him, "The ossuary!" He says, "Doesn't that place unnerve you?" She says, "No, why? I'm just gonna see what's up!" In the last panel, she enters a massive Ossuary, where the bones and remains of ancient monks decorate the walls and columns. Moira says, "Hey guys, what's up?" and ghostly voices answer, "It's Moira!" "Hello, Moira!" "What news?" "Just hanging around." and "Delightful to see you again, child!"

Moira@moiramoreau· Jun 24

Well if I must share, so be it

A black cat lounges on a soft couch with his feet curled comfortably.

Moira@moiramoreau· Jun 20

Even nightmares have nightmares.

Nightdoll floats in the air in her monster form, with glowing, plate-like yellow eyes, tentacled fangs and arms, crow's feet and a snake neck. A clown puppet pops up next to her and she recoils, the half of her body closest to the puppet turning back into her porcelain doll form. As the clown puppet's shadow looms, Nightdoll peeks out from behind a bookcase, in full doll form, terrified. Moira, with the clown puppet on her hand, says, "See? Nightdoll is scared of clowns." Next to her, Meddie confidently whispers, "She knows they don't exist, right?" The snakes in Meddie's hair look bored.

Moira@moiramoreau· Jun 8

I bought a Sony MZ-R900 on launch day after rocking a mint green Sharp 702 I got used. Both still work

Moira@moiramoreau· Jun 1

Rumour has it Death makes amazing snickerdoodles.

The figure of Death looms behind Moira as she rakes leaves, announcing, "Moira Moreau..." and startling her. Moira looks up at him, worried, and asks, "Is it... my time?" Death throws up his hands in a surrender motion and says, "What? No! No, I just swung by to catch up." Moira gestures wildly, saying, "Do you have any idea how unnerving that is?" and Death holds up a plate of cookies, saying "I brought snickerdoodles."

Moira@moiramoreau· May 22

Sometimes bad jokes are the best jokes. Just not Gup's.