hello and welcome to my page! there’s a couple things to know. 1. im a flora, also known as floors or fleur but never flo. 2. i’m 22 and a trans lesbian 3. my favorite game is planet robobot and my favorite movie is jaws/gremlins 4. thank you for visiting :3

idk if this joke lands or not…

(updating this in case i ever use this platform again) hello! i am flora :3. i’m a 21 year old trans woman. i am also known as fleur or floors. i like to cook, play retro platformers, talk about sharks and kirby. it is a ple-as-ure to make your acquaintance!

Hello, my name is Flora, i’m 20 Years Old, and I like cooking, playing platformers, and model kit making! Welcome to My Page :3

good morning y’all. here’s a lil preview of the next era of the mojave wanderer page.

isn’t this just hedonism?

here’s all of them just for reference:

see, that isn’t the spanish title of mulholland drive at all. idk what it is about that page that’s causing it to freak out.

i seriously don’t know how this happened, my language settings are english, my region is the us, it even says it’s in english, i have ZERO clue where it’s coming home.

idk why but that card reminds me of this mfer:

Lesbians Assemble 🏳️‍⚧️

i’m sorry to admit, but i know the perps because i watched a movie about it:

and yes i’m referring to tacos. yes it is written like that even though it’s a singular taco, that’s just how the french do.

my personal favorite for eyeliner is an incredibly odd kind that no one seems to talk about. gel pot eyeliner. it comes in a lil pot and damn if it doesn’t stay on through thick and thin. it’s also incredibly easy to apply and incredibly versatile.

um, i can actually answer the last one, we have seen a pirate kirby power up, sort of, in kirby and the forgotten land, you can receive an upgrade to the ranger power up known as noble ranger kirby, which is incredibly pirate similar, so the answer would be no.

chili dawg.

i know it looks like hot garbage, i know my hair is a mess, i know the mirror is stained to hell and back, but i just love my new dress so much :3

this is my usual outfit. i have it in four different colors and wear it day in and day out during the winter.

dude, i’m feeling so sick after my breakfast, and this made me feel worse… fcuking hate crossdressers trying to be buddy buddy with me.

here’s a pic of them. we also have a box of barley from god knows when. and my sister keeps a fifteen year old bottle of vampire soda from a tv show for nostalgia sake.

she’s so cute i stg.

here’s what steak diane looks like btw

announcement that will be up on this page for a bit. i’m starting up a youtube channel! here’s some of the videos i’ve conceptualized:

dude i’m dying, i’m playing sonic origins and i did a double take. does it really say cope in spring yard zone?

all i should see is this guy, who’s about to sell me a cucumber!

chili dog

looking at some plushies i wanna get in the future.

i’m fcuking dying, wikipedia said “yeah no… anyway…” and still kept the article as the gulf of mexico.

what’s with hot topic having the cutest dresses this season? like my god they’re amazing. i’m gonna be eating up every party i go to to next couple months.

i just want to add that there’s a pub near a route i take weekly that’s called chasers pub. the jokes just write themselves.