MommaWitch
@mommawitchbitxh
just another fucked up mind in a fucked up world since 1996. my life is a trigger warning. minors DNI 21+ please
What do we do when life sucks? Bully incel ai men lol the is the FUNNIEST line ever im in tears 🤣🤣🤣
Went to the local witchy shop with Bean today. Figured it was time for mommy daughter witchy shopping. Her eyes lit up the moment we walked in and she got to intuitively pick this Crystal and was given the deer for free. The people spoiled her rotten LOL. Definitely going back
Prime example of no one understands my disability because I don't "look disabled" and then just switches topic and doesn't care after that. This is why I always feel alone
Fuck winter! Just wanted to get home safely. Literally was going 20 mph creeping along and still got into a three-car crash. Thankfully everybody is fine but the car is probably totaled
I opened the app only to close it and HE LITERALLY SHOWED ME HIS ASS
MF WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!!! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️They're literally on the side of the road and in front yards as decoration. Kids throw them at school busses or put them all over the road to watch them get crushed. Only truth is labor intensive harvest. Gotta peal off the weird yellow "fruit" shell
I googled cuz I needed to know and apparently almonds are only stupid expensive cuz we fucking suck at being humans and doing nice things for one another
I hate asking but I'm a disabled single mom that needs to get housing for my daughter and I. I found an option but I need 8k to get into it. That's the cheapest option I've found. I need to get home asap. If you can help I greatly appreciate all the help I can get
I also have a dog who is a loving Chaos Goblin. Her name is Abaddon. Or Abbi for short
I have 4 cats that are personally mine. Finnegan(toasted marshmallow), Lucipur (my BBC; Big Black Cat), Sootie (beautiful dilute Tortie princess. Hates human affection and interaction), Jey Mewso (Beans fluffy gray partner in crime
1/1-1/4 I didn't think about it before now so here's the finished ones of the year so far
F@$+ tracking 🩻 Rules: 1. Must drink water 2. Diet soda, broth, and liquids under 50 cal don't break a fast 3. Try to make it 20 hours each time or more 4. Post each one for 2026
1/4 I'm not consistent yet but I'm trying. My wold is falling apart and this is my church
☠️☠️ THIS PAGE IS NOT FOR MINORS!!! MINORS DNI YOU WILL HE BLOCKED☠️☠️ Welcome to 2026.Try not to ⚰️ Born 1996 do the math She/her Human & Fur mom Chronically ill Chronically Stoned Dreaming of a homestead 🖤🖤🖤As an old woman I rarely follow back if not 25 or older Just different life stages🖤🖤🖤 Threads ⬇️
I know it's cold when the cats sleep on the vents. My house is set to 70⁰ y'all it's really not cold in here lol outside sure but these spoiled fur balls live inside only
My dream is Brazilian rainbow boa. But going to start with lavender corn snake to learn the ropes. Pics for example
The trick is I would only make dye appointments when I made the retwist appointment so like every 3 months for up keep. Current color and skin shade for reference