Monkey. D. Skirata
@monkey-d-skirata
autistic alcoholic that grew up on army bases and reads 3-5 books a week. Infatuation with both sci-fi and global history/politics. Intimate knowledge of veteran psychology. Atheist since reading the bible at 10 years old.
My favorite easy recipe I’ve made up over the years. Bánh mì tacos with caramelized ground pork. Relatively cheap and easy. Absolutely delicious!
Best part of the day is when it finally gets down to only 95° so dad will sit outside with her (and several fans). 3 more months till #Porchlife is every evening again!! (She’s not hot, she was in the airco all day until 5 minutes ago.)
Dipshiticus Maximus Moronicus, lord of porch, ruler of the outer gates, terror of the bird feeder. And his trusty wool sock
Laid down to read for a while since it “feels like” 101° outside with 73% humidity. I seem to be a safe space.
Mishigi is a bit overwhelmed by all the post rain crickets and frogs. So much to hunt if I’d only open the door to the yard.
My wife and I have had the scare in 9 pets in our 26 years together. 2 didn’t go so well but they were organ related. Lost 4 due to time but they didn’t pass from cancer. 3 are here today and we’ve not had a scare in years. Layla here is a survivor. Don’t borrow today’s worries from tomorrow
Third damned time I’ve seen this motherfucker draw my country into a war where I get to watch people I know be sent to fight. In the name of his own power and psychotic fear of consequences.
Your doubt it justified. Israel keeps attacking Beirut to prevent a “deal”
Monkey D Doofy and his prized possession since 3 months old. An old wool sock. Find you a man that loves you the way Doofy loves sock.
A lesser evolved, cognitively deficient human subspecies. You will never convince me otherwise.
Charge $5 and we could eliminate the national debt in 6 weeks.
Pan fried tilapia on coconut rice with a mango, green onion, carrot “sauce” of soy, lime juice, b sugar, rasped ginger and garlic. Fridge needed cleaning out.
As a 7th generation Texan, I don’t think yall appreciate how hard this slaps. Some butter on the toast. Some hot sauce on the beans! A runny fried egg on top!! Also, really fuckin (relatively) cheap. I prefer multigrain but you do you boo boo.
Finally got it put together. Definitely don’t regret buying the lighting kit.
The Liberator pistol cost .35 cents to make, fired one shot and could work in the worst conditions. We airdropped tens of thousands of these in WW2. Yet we can’t drop them over MAGA country today?
THREE sad assholes. Love you Devs but let’s be accurate ehh?