Stephen Miller sounds like this face looks, all the time, always, no matter what he’s saying. If you close your eyes when he speaks, you envision a huffy racist preschooler.

Subaru Bajita

It’s the time of the year when we get to look at the rest of the country and ask “how do you live like this!?”

“AI companion”

I think it’s an Alexander McQueen jacket

If you’re cold, they’re cold. They’re coming inside whether you like it or not.

“And the Goblin… he had a Gremlin!”

“He does the hully gully o’er the Panama Canal!” It’s The Sneak!

Mr. Pine’s Purple House is real!