this bit from the latest deltarune newsletter honestly does a stunningly good job of explaining why I felt like experiencing Homestuck as it came out was the ideal way to do so and why it will never be the same again

this DEFINITELY isn't what you're talking about but you made me think of the crazed interpretive charts about LOTR on wikipedia so I'm subjecting you to one of them

because you played unbeatable: how about some: unbeatable

every time I see complaints about the sea to sky corridor having awful traffic and constant accidents I become more and more radicalized towards establishing a passenger train route up the BC coast

"saudi arabia owns EA" is going to be the headline you see basically everywhere for this one but "jared kushner is about to use EA as a vehicle for trump administration bribes" is equally relevant imo

Sunbeam

decided to see what was up with animoca brands, the company ubisoft hEAVILY seed invested in like 4-5 years ago for 'blockchain gaming', and the answer is "slopping the FUCK out of mobile games I guess"

oh NO

in the future instead of trying to explain la-mulana's sense of humor to people I'm just sending them this gif

AI is robbing you of the opportunity to make this instead

going thru old videos and there's exactly one(1) recording of my time with Quantum Break in my files

them: the hot new multiplayer co-op game! me: 🎉 them: online multiplayer only! me: me:

While this is a cute post, I'm pretty sure this is a misattribution of Will Wright (he said this in an interview about Proxi this year, as far as I can tell, and it wasn't about simcity) I also think his ACTUAL inspirations for simcity are genuinely really interesting and deserve reading

trying for whatever the diametric opposite of inbox zero is

started a new Horizon's Gate playthrough last night with so many modpacks installed the class map looks like this

an xbox spokesperson shared the following statement: "don't blame us don't blame us we only managed and wholly owned the company for six full years tell them it's someone else's fault please"

oh, excellent

ever since then I've been much more thorough about reading my contracts and I don't regret doing so given some of the wild ass clauses that sometimes sneak in, like the time a company included the right to seize my assets unilaterally in a FREELANCE contract

I feel like, in much the same way that I can tell when I see 3-lane branching map routes I can assume a game is (directly or indirectly) taking from slay the spire, I'm increasingly certain every game with a This is somewhere down the evolutionary line from Nodebuster

Grace Sciuridae (cc @danshive.bsky.social)

I want whatever this is

I hear tell that people are mad at this review and I'm here to tell you this is one of the most entertaining reviews I've ever read

showed this newspost to @drac.at and her immediate reaction was "deltarune....??" and honestly, I see it

It's heeeere

I would love to know what kind of turbo astroturfing has led to "Challenge of Ariana", a game with no info about it online anywhere, exclusively fake looking reviews, and AI ass screenshots (their website is also super broken), breaking into the coveted and EXTREMELY static top paid ios games list

made an attempt at porting @sirocyl.bsky.social 's legendary "I broke IKEA" cohost post to video so it can live on (because archive.org appears to have broken the embed in its capture, unfortunately)

finally getting back to Edgeworth 2, and honestly, Eddie/Raymond remains one of my favourite character designs in the series. great concept executed perfectly imo. if we ever get another mainline game I'd love to see him back.