A guy i was texting told me he had a boil on his butt

Her whimsy matches my whimsy

Nah. It's too late!

All of my friends are too busy to go out tonight

Just saw a meter lady give someone a ticket. Not even two minutes later, the owner of the car shows up. I just know she sitting in the car like this.

This is not gendered?

It's hotter than elephant balls outside

I was supposed to eat lunch before i left for work. But i forgot and just left. It's been 10 hours since my last meal

I need white hat to stand up for me real quick. I need to check sumtin

Went to return a package, and half the package was in my bag. Now i gotta go back to the post office and pay a separate fee to send the other half.

"I want my locs to be like yours"

One dimensional?! There's butter! There's pecans!! THAT'S TWO DIMENSIONS RIGHT THERE!!

Baltimore! For AWP

Do none of them think to get the pads with wings, with wings?!

Right

YOU'RE NOT EVEN BALD WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING US

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. At least I know her face will say something if she doesn't 😮‍💨

Nosferatu.

No

I didn't realize today was a strike. I was going to be outside