i loooooooooooooove love love handholding a manager through a process they should know while they get paid 5 times more than me

y’all do the thing that manifests my house selling quickly and that i make enough from the sale to pay off dumb debt

pathfinder night >

i am “i beat the wordle in 5 tries” kind of smort

there is some furious typing happening in the cubicle near me and my chismosa energy wants to know so bad about what’s going on

it’s probably not a good idea to smoke ouid while the smoke from all the fires nearby is blowing through town

nothing like a crisp soda

switching to tea from coffee so we’ll see how long this lasts

feeling lonely today

what’s my age? well I can’t have coffee after 3pm if I want to sleep decently

i am the type to have a bottle of hot sauce in my cubicle

can someone adopt me into their dnd campaign

y’all, i hate the government

first the vegetables, then the eggs and now the coffee

it’s weird being with someone for so long and then having to disconnect and almost pretend you were never that close to trick your mind into accepting that that is the case going forward that transition is painful and discombobulating

there are many things about ending relationships that suck but being removed from the dnd group is up there tbh

booty

feeling like a shit human but knowing that I did everything within my power to make things work is such a trapped place to be in

i wanna be at home with her sleeping on my lap and not at work

the haul

I think people here call them jojos but back in Texas we just called them potato wedges

i love her more than anything

she’s just the coolest

what do you mean i live near all this

okayyyyy

she’s mean to me but i love her

when every song’s lyrics feels like a very direct attack to my life

willed myself to go for a run and it paid off listened to good ol’ days by hw and all this appeared to me

some stuff lately

my top 10 no notes albums (plus one cause it was too hard to pick just 10)