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@morvoren

Only here to reskeet things & chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum. She/her. Really wish there was a way to disable following. I'm not that interesting. Trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ are human rights, full stop. Don't support that? Fuck straight off into the sun.

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Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· 5d

A black-and-white drawing of a bird (possibly a spoonbill?) next to the text "Bless your fucking heart". Image was made by @effinbirds

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· 6d

A cross-stitch design that says "Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead". Above and below the text are red flowers and green vines.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· 13d

Alas for us late to the party 😔 Only a comment graveyard now.

Screenshot of the linked post showing it was removed and all comments locked and deleted.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· 18d

Old screenshot from a news broadcast, showing the words "What are you gonna do, stab me?" attributed to a man who was stabbed.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· 23d

The word "Yikes". The "Y" is done like a medieval illuminated manuscript, and the rest of the word is in medieval-looking font.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jul 16

I cannot have cats due to allergies but I offer my friends' cats Zoey and Jane instead (they're okay with cat pics being shared).

Zoey, a standard issue tabby cat, asleep on her side with her belly visible and her front paws curled contentedly.

Lady Jane, also a standard issue tabby cat but with the Luxury Floof™ upgrade, stands on the ledge between the living room and the stairs going down to the door. She is looking past the camera very intently.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jul 11

Tumblr post by @great-and-small which reads: "Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they'll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀" Under the text is a picture of a tagged crab, beside the certificate you receive from reporting it.

Reblog by @weirdkatherine reading "Good news! Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!"

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jul 10

Okay, I have to ask: what's up with these listings?

Screenshot from Wording Studios website showing 2 normal listings and 2 listings which are bizarre: a pair of green earrings priced at $71,736.00 CAD with the listing title "Your location has been logged and the authorities are on the way", and a pair of yellowish-clear earrings priced at $63,765,007.00 CAD titled "Your location a d IP address have been logged and reported to the authority".

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jul 7

A black and white drawing of a bird (species unknown) overtop of the caption "Get right the fuck over yourself" made by @effinbirds

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jul 2

A meme with text as follows: "Your Receipt from The Thieves' Guild, your caring professional meme re-allocators. This is to inform you that one or more of your memes was of sufficient quality to warrant acquisition by the Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild [Posts and Memes Division]. Licensed Thief No.: 6382.00.A-M. Have a nice day. This receipt must be left with the client. Issued by the Licensing Office, Guild Administration Dept." The Thieves' Guild Crest is affixed.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jun 10

@ascalaphid.com Got my print order and decorated my cube (the rest are going at home). Thank you!!

Picture of my office cubicle "wall" with various office supplies in view. The wall is decorated with various postcards, pictures, and a rainbow Pride flag.

Close-up picture of @ascalaphid.com 's Brother Gregor, a cartoon gharial in a brown monk's robe, fishing contentedly while sitting on the edge of the bank of a lake. A small bird is perched on the end of the fishing rod.

A close-up picture of one of @ascalaphid.com 's Shrew Monks standing on a barrel holding a long fork with a pickle on the end after having fished it out of a large squat barrel full of green pickle brine.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jun 4

Screenshot of a Mastodon post by shrewshrew@mastodon.social. Text reads: "I am aware there are many valid critiques of phrenology, but counterpoint: everyone in my house with a cat-shaped skull is constantly doing crimes"

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· May 7

Black-and-white illustration of a bird next to the text "That was the worst fucking take I've heard all month" by @effinbirds

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Apr 17

Ooh, a friend! (Much fancier than mine, but still.)

My hand; the middle finger is wearing a silver-colored ring in the shape of an owl, with blue glass eyes.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jan 5

Ditto me. A friend sent this pic to me recently and said I should get this printed and put it in my wallet so I can be a card-carrying member. Couldn't even be insulted because it's too true, especially on my new meds 😅

A drawn pair of legs with bruises on them in random places, against a salmon-pink background. There are title ribbons across the picture that read "Mysterious Leg Bruise Club".

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jan 1

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Dec 1

Screenshot of a tweet by Swamp Sam @mardirooster which is a reply to @rainyshore. Text says:

"Anyone plotting against their Sultan? 😳
You have been kicked from grand vizier chat
You have been added to grand vizier chat (secret)."

Tweet was posted 18 Jan 2022 at 17:56

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Nov 14

Cartoon of a restraining order document which has been turned into a meme reaction. It reads:
Restraining order. This order hereby declares that this shit is not to be allowed within 15 feet of my fuckin eyes.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Nov 5

Since Bsky has moderation blocked this (fucking WHY?) and refuses to let it show on my TL, we're gonna do it this way then

Post from Aysha @ayshaufarah.bsky.social, made 04 November 2025 at 10:00pm, reading: "He doesn't have a mandate" are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected be has the mandate of HEAVEN

The post is labelled as "Rude" by BlueSky moderation for no reason.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Oct 17

Perfect alignment

A screenshot of Aaron Rupar quoting Dr. Oz, who says "Turns out that about 1/3 families don't have the babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this president committed to address that during the campaign and he is delivering on that today." This post sits above an Effin Birds post with a brown-shaded stylized bird illustration on a pink background. The text on the picture reads "Check out this dickbrained motherfucker" .

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Sep 28

I've been floating around on the excitement of being hugged by a boa named Popcorn. He was so gloriously large and incredibly long (I'm six foot and he absolutely dwarfed me). I love him.

Myself holding the head of a gloriously large yellow-and-white boa named Popcorn. He is wrapped over my right shoulder and his tail drapes over my lap toward my left leg.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Sep 4

I got a shiny Snorlax yesterday and had to stop myself from audibly squeeing on the bus home

Screenshot from Pokemon Go of a shiny Snorlax with 2513 CP in the catch screen. (I got him!)

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Jun 30

Pinboard tweet: The Programmer's Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because w le thought they were going to be easy.

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Apr 8

Cheers for this!

Siala Lanoitcif | ᓚᘏᗢ@morvoren· Oct 10

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,276,893!