Imagine being mad at me and I'm just like

Odysseus's men: Can we stop for the sirens? Odysseus: No we have sirens at home. The sirens at home:

Make the most of your weekend!

This is now an EverQuest signage account.

I've been playing @everquestlegends.bsky.social. A feast for the senses.

Pod ($)ave America

Gottem

Oh you think so, Christopher? You think you're moshier than me? You fool, you foolish fool.

My fav spell 🪄🐈‍⬛️

This is all I want from life/all I want to be.

Jumpscared a moan of pleasure outta me in the freezer aisle.

What's old is new. 📻🐈‍⬛️🕹

Breaking news I bypassed Mitch McConnell's handlers for his first direct interview in weeks:

As patriotic as we're getting tonight.

A baleful morn is upon us but soon shall return twilit bliss.

Devastating

This #ScanlineSunday I'm rapidly entering a series of movements on the control pad followed by the attack button to unleash my mutant powers against color-palette goons in X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse (SNES)!

The last GTA I cared about looked like this tho and I don't do military games, but I *do* love me some Residents Evil and Shocks Bio so there's exceptions!

Utopian Scholastic image 🎂

I was raised on these streets

Let's get a playdate on the calendar!

She just like me fr

The two genders.