Brona

@mostlydelores

She/her. Ottawa 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦Get vaccinated. Wear your mask. Tax the rich until they squeal. Profile pic is one of my three dogs.

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Brona@mostlydelores· 8d

1) I just know this Lady Chatterly bed over the garage/workshop is full of spiders and 2) what the heck?

Dusty looking bed on a dusty looking carpet in the loft

stuffed head of a wild boar or wolverine wearing a fez

Brona@mostlydelores· 16d

I’ve watched this terrible movie on Netflix. Twice. www.imdb.com/title/tt0190...

Movie poster for VERTICAL LIMIT starring Chris O’Donnell, Bill Paxton, Robin Tunney, and Scott Glenn

Brona@mostlydelores· 17d

I fished it out of the recycling to take a pic! This is the Canadian edition.

Brona@mostlydelores· Jun 26

I’m also Mamdani, but I always want to edit these quizzes Where is the button for “money laundering for organized crime”?

Brona@mostlydelores· May 25

Brona@mostlydelores· May 13

I have no excuse for it

Poster for Volcano, “the coast is toast”

Brona@mostlydelores· Apr 28

I knew this Pinterest board would come in handy!

Frog, presumably Canadian, looking through a window saying “Hi, sorry. I’m confused again.”

Vivid green Kermit the frog captioned with “fresh guacamole” and hideous shrivelled orc with “guacamole, five minutes later”

Frog making finger guns. Me: no problemo! Narrator: but it was all problemo

Frog with a ouija board: Fuck chat GPT. I’m asking ghosts.

Brona@mostlydelores· Apr 19

Blink Twice is good? Disturbing. In these Epstein-files times, it hits a raw nerve.

Movie poster for Blink Twice with Channing Tatum sinisterly taking a Polaroid picture

Brona@mostlydelores· Mar 11

Mauves and blues are harder than other colours www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Screenshot of a test result showing my superhuman ability to differentiate between colours

Brona@mostlydelores· Feb 28

This episode of Columbo presents us with that well-known Son of the Arabian Peninsula, Hector Elizondo

TV screen showing Latino actor Hector Elizondo dressed in Arabian headwear

Brona@mostlydelores· Jan 27

Pippin is in your corner (and your face)

Close up of a white “terrier, unknown type” giving good vibes

Brona@mostlydelores· Dec 19

The best thing about that dumb show The Last Frontier is the opening credits, the second best is the tundra tour bus-train. Kind of like this but with big viewing windows.

Brona@mostlydelores· Nov 26

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I’m good🙃

Still shot of Zack, Jacob, and Devin from Make Some Noise

Brona@mostlydelores· Oct 24

Faline, what are you doing?

Close up of a label of “doe in estrus” deer attractant with a flirtatious lady deer on the label

Brona@mostlydelores· Oct 16

Maybe covertly expand his horizons to include the pickle car? dynamic.indigoimages.ca/v1/books/boo...

Cover of Richard Scarry’s Cars and Trucks and Things that Go

Brona@mostlydelores· Oct 8

Ivy is more rumour than cat, but occasionally she appears out of the shadows like Madam Yes from The Flintstones

Ivy, in loaf position, looks like a pure black egg from above.

Brona@mostlydelores· Jul 18

Costco in Ottawa started showing me these in the last month or so, “Dubai style” from Turkey

Package of “Dubai-style” chocolates, product of Turkey

Brona@mostlydelores· Jul 17

Bye Jack-Jack, you were a very good boy.

Brown dog sleeping on a person’s leg with black dog sleeping partially on his back.

Brown dog sleeping in a dog bed with his head facing the wrong way

Brown dog with his ears out like wings, having just stolen a scone off my plate

Biggish brown dog and smallish white dog dozing head to head on the couch

Brona@mostlydelores· Jul 7

Those are cape gooseberries or ground cherries, these are gooseberries.

Brona@mostlydelores· May 11

Screenshot marked up to delete wishy-washyness

Brona@mostlydelores· Apr 9

Repost with a favourite book from childhood.

Brona@mostlydelores· Mar 28

Hannah is a blep champ

Sleepy, sugar-faced, black dog with her tongue just sticking out a tiny bit

Brona@mostlydelores· Mar 18

This is one. The kit collecting is going better than the actually embroidering tbh.

Embroidery pattern of an “emotional support shark” emerging from the sea and telling you “you’re doing a good job!”

Brona@mostlydelores· Mar 9

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender -- and please remember alt text 💞

A nervous figure warily watching another figure carrying two mugs on a tray. The caption is: TEPIDOPHOBIA: Fear of a badly made cup of tea.

Brona@mostlydelores· Mar 6

This is Jersey Milk erasure and I will not stand for it

The iconic wrapper of the best milk chocolate, Canada’s own Jersey Milk

Brona@mostlydelores· Jan 20

Lights out Meta. January 19-26, 2025. Log out of all Meta platforms for a week. Facebook, Instagram, Threads, Messenger, WhatsApp, Giphy, Metaquest, Rayban Meta

Brona@mostlydelores· Jan 13

In my day liberals were lefties

Bloom County comic of Milo Bloom and the Major flushing liberals out of the bushes by calling “solar power! No nukes!”

Brona@mostlydelores· Dec 15

Webster!

An orange cat criticizing the assembly of a folding bath tub by standing on the instructions

Brona@mostlydelores· Dec 3

My mum’s mince tarts, with cream cheese in the pastry, and I always make zebra cookies.

A pan of zebra cookies, chewy chocolate thumbprint cookies with Hershey’s striped kisses in the centre.

Brona@mostlydelores· Nov 20

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.