good morning ☀️ I’ve been awake for a whole three and a half hours, paddled around in my kayak for a bit, and now I’m all sunwarm and sleepy and already considering a nap.

A beautiful creature. my Lyssa is in blue right now, so this is about as much attention as she’s giving me. Here’s to our raggedy children. ✨

We have entered the deliciously scabby phase of having a new tattoo. Please enjoy the redness of when it was freshly completed :P

I don’t know how to best showcase the new calico hair color I’m rocking, so you get two different styles in two different bathrooms. bone apple teeth

would you believe me if I told you hive had this top since at least 2008? needed something sleeveless to finish this tattoo sleeve today. Will report back later.

remembered I had an empty sketchbook while watching @nonat.bsky.social stream today hbd bropgan

This little miss is still looking for a forever home. She’s quite the cuddle bug, and greeted me tucked up next to my face in the pillows when I rolled over this morning. (🌀 Ooo fellow Minnesotans, you wanna take her home and snuggle her so baaaad 🌀)

Did someone order a chai to go? This little lady is looking for a home in the Minneapolis area.

Minneapolis area peeps: I’m trying to find a forever home for a very sweet brown tabby kitten we’re fostering. Betty (left) is already spoken for, but her sister, at right, is looking for a family. She’s a very chill and snuggly little thing. If you know anyone interested, hmu!

Dude I just got done helping with a middle/high school GSA event… why the FUCK did a fellow staff member think I might be a student

hey it’s June and it’s hot boix season, why am I still stuck in school for another seven work days help

your local wildflower out here traumatizing the youths with the idea of being born in 👻 The 1900s 👻

I’m just rooting around in there huh

a third coffee has hit the pentagon

There are many perks to having a birthday. My favorite is robbing corporations of coffee. Why is a dirty chai with oatmilk TEN DOLLARS at caribou these days??? Reasons I only darken their doorstep if I can get it for free.

am I kosher if it’s this one

First day back in the office after spring break. I’ve been getting so many compliments on my hair, I might explode.

• There may be pet photos. I am the type of millennial to call Taako, Domino and Noir my furbabies. We also recently adopted our ball python, Lyssa. These goofy creatures bring me joy, and are living, breathing examples that it’s okay to just [rest].

DOST THOU WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN?

fun color’s back on the menu, boiz

drove my partner into work before sunrise today. pointed me in a different direction for my drive in. I’ve got my lofi jazz on, light fog hanging over the wetlands as the first glimpse of sunlight paints the sky pastels pretty peak actually

Keeping myself awake by doodling my protag. I made the five colored pencils on my desk work for me. 🤓

A lamp you say?

I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on how I’ve styled the merch that started that conversation, at least. (forgive me, it’s been millennia since I’ve taken a selfie.)

Remember to Schlaz Up The Season. @schlazor.bsky.social

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This type of deliciously foggy autumn morning pairs beautifully with evanescence’s “synthesis” album.

I’ve been reading too much news and I need to take a break from screen time til I reregulate myself a bit. no stream today

hey friends! I’m starting a new game highly recommended by my sibling. Join me from 3-5P CST today as I start Look Outside. (because daylight makes horror games easier for me ;-;) Twitch.tv/mothsbane