Lexie Mountain 𓅾

@mountainlex

Lebanese Italian Irish WASP (fragrant) My father PASSED AWAY he had DEMENTIA and I am STILL TIRED

102 Folgt1.507 Follower374 Posts

Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir mountainlex.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Jun 15

These requirements are insane for a program that’s supposed to be tied to existing, not employment

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Feb 28

Please perceive this car I found while looking up the Baltimore ICE Facility

Top half of screen cap is a maroon Toyota Corolla completely covered in spray painted hearts driving down the street. Bottom half of the image is the street directions to Baltimore City's stupid fucking ICE facility

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Jan 25

We have to Do Something & one of those somethings is making calls but let's be fuckin real. I called Mfume's office on a weekly basis for over a year begging him to stop financing a genocide and Codepink got him on camera saying "Don't tell me what to do"

Congressman Kweisi Mfume interviewed by codepink :
Congressman Kweisi Mfume claimed his constituents aren't asking him to stop the bombs to Israel. Let's make it impossible for him to say that again.
Children in Gaza are starving while Congress funds more bombs. Flood Mfume's office with calls and demand he Stops Sending Bombs.
Call: (202) 225-4741
October 2, 2025

Congressman Mfume saying "Don't tell me what to do though" after being asked to stop bombing children and hospitals

Codepink reminds congressman Mfume that his constituents are in fact asking him to help cease funding a genocide

Congressman Mfume saying "my constituents have not been telling me to do that" -- I called his office every week telling him to please stop sending money to bomb Gaza

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Jan 10

Gleefully absorbing this post about how Charlie Kirk "was legitimately not a good father." Reveling in it honestly

Page one describing the experience of working for the Kirk family. Warning: gross

Page two describing the experience of working for the Kirk family. Warning: gross

Page three describing the experience of working for the Kirk family. Warning: gross

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Dec 20

iphone really said fuck your settings

Screen cap of sent message indicating the person receiving the text has notifications silenced, and giving you the option to notify them anyway because what even are personal preferences amirite

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Nov 16

Slaying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC 🇵🇸🎨🪨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!! May the wind carry you there ok my dude

laying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC 🇵🇸🎨🪨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!!!! Come on!!!!!!!

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Aug 31

She will solve all my problems

Image: glossy 10" Vintage Napcoware Porcelain Seagull Bird Planter from different angles, lifted off an eBay listing. I am certain this seagull planter will ease all of my pain. Details like ombré black to grey feathers on the wings, black wing tips with white spots, and a red beak dot for feeding young assure me that everything's gonna be okay for fuckin once

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Aug 1

Good news, everyone

Click-thru page screen capped Image of iridescent eye on peacock feather with article title "Peacock feathers can emit laser beams" which sounds really fun tbh

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Jun 20

did someone eat The Peel

A peeled banana lies desolately upon the hot asphalt of a June evening. Who would leave it behind?? Who????m?

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· May 24

For those of you asking what I had in my shopping cart when Shakedown Street came on at the Giant yesterday

Grocery cart containing ten heads of iceberg lettuce, two cabbages, a bouquet of romaine, and two 12-packs of plain La Croix seltzer. FLAVOR VOID

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· May 11

Wild time partying with this dude last night

Underfed orange cat climbs into a hotel toilet. He is clinging on the edge, trying to get a drink. Letting him have his toilet water moment, Cleveland Ohio

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Apr 3

Stray pressie at the noise show should I cop y/dy (definitely yes) looking to you for final judgment @fadalbert.bsky.social

Small pill possibly a vitamin? In the floor next to some wooden crates. Floor has little crumbles on it, everything is brownish

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Mar 27

processing it all (Everything)

Backstage at Hellraiser all the hot blood covered people wore blazers because the set gets a little chilly. Sipping out of a white cup with a white straw while covered in blood, a sad person observes the camera's gaze

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Apr 25

are you seriously going to the mat for THIS GUY because "core curriculum"? What are we doing here folks

Finally, a conference between a teacher who doesn't know anything about content he teaches speaking and a virulent racist TERF! Anyway this is an ad titled "Fixing Harvard: Can The Universities be saved? With pictures of John "I have no idea what 4'33" is about" McWhorter and Kathleen "BLM ideology is embedded in higher ed and trans people aren't real" Stock

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Apr 19

TIL one of the ingredients in supermarket sliced white American cheese is American cheese

Receipt showing the ingredients in sliced white American cheese, the second of which is American cheese

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Mar 7

WHOA

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Jan 24

mining gems from deep within rubber stamp eBay

Rubber stamp design: a thin outline drawing of a pile of movie theatre garbage like soda cups and popcorn bags and a candy box. The only visible text on the candy box is the letters C U M

A ruler measuring a rubber stamp with an image of a smaller ruler on it, on a gray grid. The wooden ruler says FALCON Auburn, Maine. Very cute teensy ruler stamp hee hee

A rubber stamp of a dot drawing of the aurora borealis but if you didn't know that you might think it looks like how someone would describe a horse's tail if they had never seen one before: the manifestation of wispy

Rubber stamp of an cartoon hound dog and he is in a STATE. Is he wet? Angry? Horny? Sweating and pissed? Is he a dog day of summer like is this dog having his actual day

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Jan 22

Dark gray sleek word bubble with white text that says "help" in a firm lowercase, upon whose shoulder rests a round bubble filled with the plump, stacked words "ha ha" in girthy capitals haha help

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Jan 19

Hi this is my shark my shark is named Portal please kiss Portal for luck we all need it

Picture of the boopable snoot of great white shark named Portal. Extremely cute

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Jan 16

SIR. I still have the teensy pinecones and painted teeth plus troll keychain you sent? Normally the tinies are kept in a jar to protect from gnomes but they're busy with the snow rn, should be safe to expose them

Really tiny stuff just the eensiest little baby bottle and pine cone and beads and Ace of spades playing card. So small. Also shells, very very teensy

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Dec 13

Goose meme featuring a goose. In the first panel the suspicious goose asks "who else took photos of their prisoners in huge pits?" But quietly. In the second panel the goose begins its attack and asks again, forcefully, "WHO ELSE TOOK PHOTOS OF THEIR PRISONERS IN HUGE PITS"????? The answer is Nazis. Nazis, along with Israeli soldiers, took photos of their prisoners in huge pits

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Dec 4

sure did

A cropped screen cap. A black square in the shape of an envelope, a tomato serenades you from the right hand side of the text window. Below this sumptuous beefsteak and their golden horn it reads ".. Delivered"

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Dec 1

Windbreaker (Edition 77) Limited Version of I Am Here To Win One Million Dollars is up on my bc for bandcamp Friday, check out this tape case it has exactly zero spindles. Not a spindle to be seen

Limited edition hand painted and stamped cassette version of Lexie Mountain's album "I am here to win one million dollars" balanced against a clam shell

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Nov 25

"Discover" 🙄 Bluesky why are you telling me to follow an account I already follow. I know about these posts. I followed Ceej before he was a twinkle in your timeline. Our friendship is older than you are. We are older than god and you treat us like this? Embarrassed for you

A Ceej post with the heading "Discover" in bold, which is fucking weird because I already follow him. Why do I need to discover him. What is wrong with you.

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Oct 27

wait what why

Bluesky content filtering page which allows you to moderate hate group iconography on mobile, but not non-sexual or artistic quote other nudity unquote. Which is baffling

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Oct 27

our mass shootings outnumber the days of a year that isn't even over yet

Quote from Oct 27 2023 CNN article about Maine shooting: "The massacre in Maine is the deadliest of at least 566 mass shootings in the US so far this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive. With 18 victims killed, the mass shooting is also the deadliest since the Uvalde massacre in May 2022, when 21 people were gunned down at a Texas elementary school."

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Oct 25

I have two shows coming up in Baltimore!! Plus Saturday Oct 28 I'm MCing Current Space' ATP Halloween cover band show, 6pm doors, a super bananas kind of thing so there we go

Flier for IN DEFENSE OF MEMORY (Laura Ortman, Carlos Santistevan and Marshall Trammell ) at Normals Books & Records Red Room Oct 29 8pm $5-20 sliding scale

Flier for Lexie Mountain, Erica Dawn Lyle, Gideon Jaguar, and Writ Industries at Mercury Theater 1824 N Charles St 8:30pm November 4 2023!

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Oct 1

Hark! A guy

View of a pier from inside a boat, a large heron stalks the planks searching for fun. It is midnight

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Oct 1

Sleeping on a pleasure craft docked in Baltimore marina AMA

Top half of a picture shows Baltimores working harbor lit up at night, bottom half reveals captains quarters lit with a warm glow

Lexie Mountain 𓅾@mountainlex· Aug 30

I believe in full abolishment of prison & cops until a white man cuts citrus like this and then I'm calling 911