The Real Muad'dib
@mousedib
They/them
What do you mean, Bill??? It's a clock! It's the simplest thing for a computer to do!
The mind of a landlord, even when shown the steps of logic that would enable them to live this reality they outline, they can't resolve it in their mind because they are just so corrupted by money and capital
Database Detective: Minor Crimes Division is really fun and only like 8 quid atm
Forgot how much this album bangs. Especially in the transition between The Crystal Year and Foxes' Rock. Gtradio
Verdict: what a fucking beautiful nation. If you like weird trains you should come here and walk about a bit. Genuinely everyone seems lovely. My only recommendation would be for them to lean into their uniqueness rather than just being england from the 80s. Beer fucking slaps tho
A gang of old ladies doing bible study kidnapped me and asked me "if I wanted to see the stones"
Maybe the energies from this standing stone made the sheep like that. Much to think about
If you're a medieval castle and you dont have the worst mannequin in the world pretending to have a shite (bonus points for gross repeating audio track), how am I supposed to take you seriously?
This and scampi fries is basically a fruits de mer platter, and i am mr bean
Look at what you accused me of, completely incorrectly, without even the slightest hint of thinking the world outside of your country existed. How DARE you even think about telling me what to do. Stop replying and you don't ever need to hear from me again.
Count "Binface" wouldn't know a real celebrity bin if one hit him in his, likely very human, face. He'll never be a true binhead smh
I've made it to a mystical place. I've been told its full of men and they all have three legs (😏) Will report back
You don't need to be a psychic to know that the mercenary with nazi tattoos was a wrongun. I just use my brain in situations like this and, so far, I have never been wrong. Ken could probably learn from that ☺️
I love Manchester so much!! Such a beautiful city! 🐝🐝🐝 #teamburnham