Dude needs to invest in one of these

They could be “deeply hiding” behind a chair if they are little cowards who talk a big game.

I’ll be selling these cover up stickers for the new passport

Exhibit A

Does Kash realize the reference is the year 2020 and not MadDog 20/20 booze???

My kid and I gonna need a background part when you shoot in Cincinnati. Hook a firefighter up @jamesgunn.bsky.social

Hey Jeanine… only “crimes” you could ever put away….😂

We are a year away from this catchers mitt promotion rat burgers like Demolition Man predicted

Who new this movie was the Nostradamus of our generation

DJ Grandmaster I Don’t Know

DJ “I Don’t Know” on the 1s and 2s spinning some sick beats from Lee Greenwood

He said TERM LIMITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

🎶 Mikey does know! Mikey doesn’t know!…. 🎶

Ahhh… AI. Here you go

Steelers tonight be like “peep our sweet jerseys”

The Clinton (sorry I couldn’t resist)

@thedailyshow.com gonna need you to update your video… Mikey’s at it again

Who wants to tell him?

Be obedient little puppy and you get 10 minutes with a nice, plush sofa.

You f*cking nailed it

Cause coal is an easy fire to put out….

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Duffy was creepy AF on Mr. Rogers land of make believe.

“Four score and seven fucking years ago…..”

30 minutes later…..

👊 amen dude

Is it coffee? Is it bourbon? Is it both? Who’s doing the heavy lifting to get me thru today?

My dog facing 2025 and me completely understanding