By Design (2025) is FINALLY on Prime It's a live-action Sentient Object Romance about a woman who swaps bodies with a chair. Turns out, everybody likes her better as a chair It's deeply thoughtful, blatantly theatrical, and the kinkiest movie out of all the movies with 0 kinky characters🤣

Does That Movie Have A Dog? Evil Dead Burn (2026) YES BUT... The dog dies in a pretty gruesome way. -10,000,000/10 What the fuck is wrong with these people??? Why are movies killing dogs all of a sudden!

Does That Movie Have A Dog? The Odyssey (2026) YES BUT... There are MULTIPLE onscreen dog deaths DoesTheDogDie.com has THREE FULL PARAGRAPHS about just the dog deaths in this movie. That's how many there are. -10,000,000/10 The dog deaths aren't even in the book! They added this to the movie!

Does That Movie Have A Dog? Generations: The Evolution of Spider-Man (2026 documentary short) on Disney+ NO Kinda surprised they never showed a dog licking an actor's face. That would have fit the tone of adoration they were showing 0/10 Idk if I should even include this in this series

#QuestionOfTheDay July 16 Happy Release Day (kinda) to Descendants: Wicked Wonderland What's a fairy tale adaptation you want to see exist someday?

Does That Movie Have A Dog? I Love Boosters (2026) YES A man walks his 2 golden retrievers past the title sequence 13/10 There might have been more references to dogs, but I couldn't understand the dialogue

Does That Movie Have A Dog? Little Brother (2026) YES There is a disabled dachshund 13/10 Disabled dogs are good dogs

"why didn't Bear wish for his cat to come back?" Have you seen Pet Semetary?

Everyone: "remakes are always bad" Everyone: "The book is always better than the movie" John Carpenter's The Thing (1982): *exists*

Looking back on the past 10 years, the only time I was glad to be alive was when I was watching movies Specifically Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) And KPop Demon Hunters (2025) I need to watch more hyperpop movies

I am so disappointed that we had a movie this year called Protector and it wasn't an action movie about a system

Sorry to Bother You (2018) really interesting points about race as a spectrum They describe Will Smith as white They call Lakeith Stanfield's character "not black, more like Lionel Ritchie black" And they ask "do Italians count as white?" and the answer is "as of 60 years ago, yeah"

I appreciate Steven Yuen playing in so many explicitly anti-capitalist movies like Sorry to Bother You and Mickey 17

I love Japanese Pokémon names Imagine seeing the Ghost-type Pokémon named Ghost evolve into a Ghost-type Pokémon named Ghosto

Happy Release Day to: Young Washington Swallowtail & Dragonfly Lockbox (also called Winthrop) Gangland Man of War Kaiju Girl Caramelise

#QuestionOfTheDay July 3: Happy Release Day to 2 different biopics: Young Washington and Swallowtail & Dragonfly Who do you want a biopic about?

Happy Release Day to The Human Vapor TV show on Netflix It's a remake of an old Toho classic When I talked about body horror, body comedy, body romance, etc. people asked "what would be a body heist movie?" This is a body heist movie (well, TV show)

Happy Release Day to X-Men 97 Season 2 (Disney+) Elle (on Prime) [the Legally Blonde prequel]

Happy Release Day to Minions & Monsters Enola Holmes 3 (on Netflix)

Ya know, we wouldn't need live-action adaptations of Doctor Seuss if people would make other whimsical hyperpop movies with Leftist themes

Does That Movie Have A Dog? The Sheep Detectives (2026) [SPOILERS] YES BUT... 2 German shepherds start as a joy and become a threat One sheep’s tragic backstory involves dogfights. He sacrifices himself by getting into a dogfight to protect his flock 10/10 Good dogs Bad owner

Does That Movie Have A Dog? Supergirl (2026) YES BUT... Krypto is paralyzed by the villain and Supergirl has 3 days to save him before the toxin stops his heart 15/10 Krypto was voted Goodest Boy of 2025. Let's see if he turns out to be the goodest boy of 2026

Also if you liked Paddington (2014) or Paddington in Peru (2024), you'll like The Sheep Detectives (2026)

If you liked Hot Fuzz (2007), I think you'll like The Sheep Detectives (2026)