Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦

@movingf52185707

Slowly going forward cause I can't find reverse. BTS ARMY OT7 This is my purple bubble. I'm 91 liner and grateful to say, my 30s are WAY more fun than people said it will be. At some point I'll make a pinned bio... But I have no idea what to say. 🤣😊

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Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 4d

💜🎆 #BTSHistory Every #BTS_ARMY journey: "I thought I was applying for a music club. Instead, I received a lifelong membership in the Magic shop. The results: budget reduction and unexpected Happiness." 💜 Oh, and nicknames I will wear with PRIDE.

A dark, formal portrait shows the seven members of BTS standing together in black suits and ties against a shadowy background. Large bold white text overlays the image, reading "MEMBER OF CRIMINAL ORGANISATION SINCE 2013." The typography resembles a membership badge or official certificate, creating a mock-serious appearance.

ARMY was called a "Criminal organization" by a Brazilian influencer after she realised that ARMY played FAFO since we were created.

This image extends the same fandom joke, presenting fans as honorary "members" of BTS's fictional "criminal organization" ever since the group's debut in 2013. In fan culture, "joining the organization" humorously means becoming an ARMY—supporting BTS, following their music, and embracing the shared community. The formal design parodies official memberships while celebrating long-term fandom.

"Seven elegant masterminds planned the perfect heist. The target? My savings account. The evidence? An ARMY of glowing light sticks and one suspiciously empty wallet." 😄

Image:
A dark, sepia-toned collage, featuring BTS and ARMY, arranged across four panels.
Two panels show the group posing together in black outfits, smiling or leaning on one another, while the other two depict a stadium filled with thousands of ARMY waving their ARMY bombs. Across the center, white text reads "Criminal Organization", and a small signature reading "Rinku Roy" appears in the lower-right corner. The overall aesthetic resembles a vintage scrapbook with a dramatic, cinematic mood.

This is a humorous fan edit playing on an ARMY joke. This joke originated from a Brazilian influencer in 2026. It has evolved into ARMY sometimes jokingly call BTS a "criminal organization" because they are "guilty" of stealing hearts, emptying wallets through albums and merchandise, and convincing people to devote countless hours to music, concerts, and fan content. The packed stadiums reinforce the idea that this "organization" has millions of enthusiastic "accomplices" around the world. It's intended as affectionate exaggeration rather than a literal statement.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 6d

RM in his element. A warrior beneath the lights, prepared for songs and soaring heights. Pikachu declaring with glee: 'Today's world tour... runs on electricity!' There is few men that can be a hot dork. 😂

Kim Namjoon, leader of BTS, ARMYs' president. Known as RM on stage.
A leader, even when he doesn't realise it.

RM stands on a concert stage, smiling warmly at the audience while wearing an oversized Pikachu hat. He's dressed in a faded grey sleeveless shirt with subtle sparkle details and dark cargo-style trousers, holding a handheld microphone in his right hand. The background is softly blurred with purple and blue concert lights, creating a dreamy atmosphere, while a crew member is faintly visible behind them.

An image that every ARMY loves to see. RM, happy, relaxed. Having fun and embracing everything he is.

RM's relaxed posture and broad smile gives the moment a playful, spontaneous feeling. He is captured in a light-hearted interaction with ARMY.
The oversized Pikachu hat contrasts with the otherwise rugged stage outfit, showing a willingness to embrace fan gifts and have fun.
It reflects the joyful, affectionate relationship between him, his brothers, the and ARMY.
A reminder that even large stadium concerts can have small, personal moments.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 6d

Now this is scary... A trophy gleamed with golden pride, while invoices quietly multiplied. The mayor asked, 'Where's our cheque?' The cup replied... 'Have you checked VAR yet?' Wonder if they will ever get their money...

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 6d

Now this is interesting! The whistle blew, the cameras rolled, the treasure chest grew big and bold. The fans brought songs, the stars brought flair... The Executives won the Golden Boot somewhere.

A black infographic titled "The financial reality behind the 2026 World Cup" focuses on rising tournament revenue. The left side explains that expanding the tournament from 32 to 48 teams increases the number of matches from 64 to 104, helping FIFA generate a projected $13 billion in revenue. It highlights broadcast rights as a major income source, claiming around $3.9 billion comes from global television rights. The right side shows a packed stadium during an opening ceremony, viewed from high above, with colorful smoke filling the air and performers covering the field.

The slide argues that the expanded World Cup is primarily a commercial success for FIFA. It suggests that television rights and additional matches have transformed the tournament into a powerful revenue-generating business, while also implying that FIFA relies increasingly on broadcasting income as sponsorship changes.

A trophy shines in golden light, the taxman vanished overnight.
The stadium asked, 'Who's paying me?'
The spreadsheet quietly climbed a tree.

A black infographic discusses tax exemption and executive rewards. The text claims FIFA pays very little corporate tax due to its non-profit status and explains that host countries waive certain taxes as part of hosting agreements. It estimates $3 billion in ticket revenue and mentions generous executive compensation. On the right is a brightly lit aerial view of Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium) decorated for the FIFA World Cup, surrounded by crowds and parked vehicles.

The slide questions whether FIFA's financial and tax arrangements are fair. It argues that tax exemptions and executive benefits allow FIFA to maximize profits while host nations absorb many financial obligations.

The stadium smiled with polished grace, 'I've hosted football's grandest race!' The city sighed, checked one more bill... 'Could someone buy another hot dog still?'

The infographic focuses on the burden on host cities. The text states that although FIFA builds large financial reserves—citing approximately $2.7 billion—host cities receive little direct tournament revenue. Instead, local governments are left paying for stadium upgrades, security, transportation, and cleaning. The accompanying photograph shows SoFi Stadium beside a calm body of water under a cloudy sky.

The message is that while FIFA accumulates significant financial reserves, many of the costs associated with hosting fall on local taxpayers. It encourages viewers to question whether hosting a World Cup provides sufficient long-term value for cities.

A cup of gold, a ball so bright, Dreams danced beneath the stadium lights. The trophy whispered, 'Lift me high!' The auditor replied, 'First... justify.'

The infographic discusses restructuring for future accountability. It references The Athletic's "The BookKeeper" analysis and recommends independent audits of development funds and reforms to the World Cup hosting system. It warns that without changes, future hosts could face long-term debt, underfunded public services, and expensive stadiums that communities struggle to maintain. On the left is a photograph of the FIFA World Cup trophy standing beside an official match ball on a football pitch. Sources listed include The Athletic, The New York Times, and The BookKeeper series by Chris Weatherspoon.

The slide concludes by advocating governance reform rather than merely criticizing FIFA. It argues that stronger financial oversight and a fairer distribution of costs would make future World Cups more sustainable for host communities.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 7d

💜🎆 #BTS Forbes seems to agree with us. The Grammys invited the world's biggest band to dinner, then accidentally served them a debate instead of dessert. They promised to build a bigger table... then handed everyone beautifully decorated side tables instead.

A collage of two images.
The upper image shows the seven members of BTS posing casually together in colorful streetwear.
RM wears a bright yellow Pikachu hat, while V sits with a drink held between his lips. The group appears relaxed in front of a grey brick wall.

The lower image shows a dramatic Grammy performance by a female pop singer surrounded by dancers under stage lighting. Large turquoise and white text across the image reads:
"FORBES SAYS BTS EXPOSED THE GRAMMYS' BIGGEST PROBLEM."

The collage contrasts BTS's casual group image with a glamorous Grammy stage performance to suggest that BTS's relationship with the Grammys has highlighted broader questions about how the awards recognize global artists. The Forbes headline frames this as a systemic issue rather than a problem unique to BTS.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 8d

"When the golden gramophone came knocking, the answer wasn't a speech—it was a raised hand. Somewhere, the trophy quietly wondered if it had just been ghosted." 🎤✨

Kim Namjoon, wearing black sunglasses and a dark brown leather jacket, faces the camera against a solid black background. He holds one hand up in a "stop" gesture while another person's hand extends a golden Grammy trophy towards them from the right.
Large white text beside the trophy reads: "Grammy? No, thanks."

The meme humorously suggests that RM is rejecting the Grammy Awards rather than pursuing them. It reflects online discussions about BTS choosing not to submit certain work for Grammy consideration, portraying the decision as confident and self-assured rather than a disappointment.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 8d

#BTS_RM "Wanted across the internet—not for stealing gold, but for masterminding millions of synchronized streaming sessions. The only weapon recovered was a microphone." 🤠🎶

A parody "WANTED" poster styled like an Old West notice features an excited concert photo of BTS leader Kim Nam-joon (RM) making a playful expression with his hands above his head. The poster reads:
WANTED
Kim Nam-joon
aka
Rap Monster
Alleged crime:
Leader of a criminal organization called ARMY

The meme jokingly portrays RM as the "leader" of BTS's global fanbase, ARMY, by pretending the fandom is a criminal organization. It's affectionate fan humor exaggerating the immense size, dedication, and online influence of BTS fans.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 8d

💜🎆 Baby #BTS_ARMY? You guys alright? I know this is a first for you.

A screenshot of a social media post reads: "Baby ARMYs who joined after BTS's comeback 😭" Beneath the caption is a close-up image of a hamster with watery eyes holding a tiny toy pistol, staring directly at the camera. A video play bar shows 0:00, indicating it is a paused video.

The meme jokes that new BTS fans ("Baby ARMYs") who joined after the group's comeback are overwhelmed by the excitement, fandom culture, inside jokes, and nonstop events. Including the politics of the music industry that suddenly became a more mainstream story.
The hamster's tiny gun and teary expression comically represent feeling emotionally and mentally unprepared.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 8d

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Only make myself known at the most unexpected moments.

BTS's SUGA with short platinum-blond hair stands partially framed by a doorway, wearing a plain white shirt. Heavy black eye makeup circles their eyes, making their gaze appear dark and unsettling as they stare directly forward with a faint, restrained smile. Warm orange light from the room behind contrasts with the cooler tones in the foreground. The lower portion of the image is obscured by blurred heads, giving the impression that the viewer is looking through a crowd toward the figure. The composition creates an eerie, horror-film atmosphere.

The image relies on contrast between ordinary and unsettling. Yoongi's relaxed posture, simple clothing, and slight smile would normally seem harmless, but the dark eye makeup, direct stare, and framing in the doorway create a feeling of unease. It plays on the psychological fear of someone who appears calm while looking unexpectedly sinister, making the viewer question whether the figure is a threat or simply being misunderstood.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 12d

#BTS_ARMY We have the world's largest fandom weapon—engagement. Now let's choose the most terrifying move possible. Let the Grammys go without it.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 12d

#BTSHistory The Grammys brought a PowerPoint presentation to a debate that ARMY had already turned into a revolution. The statement says, "We're listening." ARMY replies, "Excellent. We have prepared several thousand pages of feedback."

First Page of Harvey Mason Jr.'s Statement

Screenshot of a formal written statement, on a cream-colored background, attributed to the Grammys CEO. The statement expresses sadness that BTS chose not to participate in the Grammy Awards process, while respecting their decision.
The statement explains that the newly created Asian Pop category was intended to celebrate the diversity, growth, and artistry of Asian pop music and was not designed to exclude artists from major Grammy categories. The statement emphasizes that artists can be considered for both genre-specific and General Field awards

The statement attempts to clarify the Recording Academy's reasoning behind the Asian Pop category and addresses criticism that such a category separates Asian artists from the main awards. The CEO's message emphasizes that artists can still compete for top awards such as Album of the Year and Record of the Year.

The second Page of Harvey Mason Jr.'s Statement.
The statement continues on the same cream-colored background. It explains that genre categories and General Field categories are not mutually exclusive. Artists can be considered for both the Asian Pop category and major Grammy awards such as Record of the Year, Album of the Year, and Song of the Year. The statement concludes by affirming the Grammy organization's commitment to serving the global music community and honoring artists regardless of geography or language. It is signed by Harvey Mason Jr., Grammys CEO.

This section reinforces the Academy's position that the new category expands recognition rather than limits it. It also serves as an attempt to reassure international artists and fans that the Grammys remain committed to global inclusion.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 12d

This is such a Western way of putting this!! So, to make myself feel better: Seven kings arrive dressed for the gala. The Grammys set the table, #BTS checks the menu. One glance at the new category and they collectively say, "No thanks, we'll be serving dignity tonight." 🎭✨

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

I know I'm not the first to say this. Heavens, I didn't even create the memes. So let me add this to the conversation. I wish I was in the meeting when this was decided! The board meeting. Agenda: Grammys. No. Meeting adjourned.

A humorous image shows BTS members in formal black suits standing around a large Grammy trophy. The composition resembles a crime-family portrait.

At least, that the SFW version. 😂😋

The meme jokingly suggests BTS collectively decided to reject participation in the Grammys, portraying the group as powerful figures making a strategic decision.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

Local authorities report: The gang responsible for breaking records, selling millions of albums, and causing ARMY-wide chaos has struck again. Their latest crime? Refusing to attend the scene of the robbery. 😂

A dramatic edited image portrays seven men in suits gathered together in a serious, cinematic style.
Bold text reads: "Breaking News: Criminal Organisation Leaders Decided To Not Go For Scammys."

A fan meme playfully depicting BTS as a powerful syndicate while mocking the Grammys with the nickname "Scammys," reflecting frustration many fans feel toward the award show's history with BTS.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

One day a historian will talk about "the Great Grammy Statement of 2026 that was released alongside evidence that V had achieved Master rank." To think... 2013 BTS: "One day we'll get invited!" 2026 BTS: "Funny story about that..."

A social media post shows an early-era BTS group photo from around their debut years. Above the image is text reading: "dear 2013 bts, you would NEVER believe what 2026 bts just did."

The post contrasts BTS's humble beginnings with their current position, suggesting that younger BTS members would be astonished to learn that they voluntarily declined participation in an award show they once dreamed of reaching.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

From @tkinsights.bsky.social instagram story. One message. Seven personalities.

A collage that combines screenshots from all seven BTS members' Instagram Stories. Each story contains the same Korean statement announcing that BTS will not submit their music to the Grammy Awards this year.
The collage highlights how every member shared the message in their own way:

RM's story includes a humorous image of a man in a suit holding a newspaper.

V's story includes a screenshot of his high League of Legends ranking.

The other members use mostly minimalist black or grey backgrounds.

A central white text box provides an English translation of the statement.

Green caption boxes point out that all seven members posted the same text and note V's gaming rank.

The overall design resembles an internet fandom news briefing or evidence board documenting a coordinated announcement.

The collage emphasizes two things:
1. Unity
All seven members shared the exact same statement, signaling that this was not an individual opinion but a collective BTS decision.

2. Individual personality
Even while sharing the same message, several members personalized their stories:

RM turned it into a humorous "secret agent" moment.

V attached it to a gaming achievement.

Others kept the focus entirely on the statement.

The collage therefore highlights a classic BTS dynamic:

One message. Seven personalities.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

#BTS_JK Stripped down and direct. Subtlety has never been his primary concern....

JK's Story

An Instagram Story with a black background and white Korean text. The message states that BTS has decided not to submit their work to the Grammy Awards this year. The statement expresses hope that music will be heard and appreciated for its own value rather than being divided by region or language, and thanks ARMY and all supporters.

A collective statement emphasizing artistic recognition over industry validation. It communicates a desire for music to transcend linguistic and geographical categories while expressing gratitude to fans.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

#BTS_V "Anyway, while we're discussing the philosophy of global music recognition, I'd also like everyone to know I reached Master rank." Most players grind for trophies. Taehyung apparently unlocked the achievement: "Refused the trophy." May he never change!

V's Story (Game Rank Screen)

A colorful game-ranking screen displays a large pink-and-purple emblem with Korean text indicating a high rank. The Grammy statement appears in smaller text across the middle.

V appears to be humorously treating the announcement like an achievement unlocked in a video game.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

#BTS_Jimin posted nothing but text. The internet somehow heard boss music.

Jimin's Story

An Instagram Story from Jimin displaying the same Korean statement on a dark blue-grey background. The text is centered in large white lettering.

Jimin is publicly supporting and amplifying the group's collective decision by sharing the exact statement.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

#BTS_JHope The screen is mostly empty. The message is not.

J-Hope's Instagram Story

A black background with the statement written in white Korean text arranged in several lines near the bottom of the screen.

A straightforward repost emphasizing unity with the group's decision.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

#BTS_Suga removed every distraction. No pictures. No decoration. Just: "I said what I said." Nothing new. 🤣

SUGA's Story

A simple grey background with the Grammy statement displayed in bold white text inside black rounded rectangles.

Minimalist, direct, and unmistakable.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

#BTS_Jin Worldwide Handsome delivered a worldwide statement. The statement did not require visual assistance.

Jin's Instagram Story

A black Instagram Story featuring the Grammy statement in large centered white text. The message fills most of the screen.

Jin highlights the announcement without additional imagery, ensuring the statement remains the focus.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

"Sir, should we chase another Grammy?" The mysterious newspaper man lowered his shades. "Negative. Mission cancelled." #BTS_RM being... RM.

RM's Story (Suit and Newspaper)

A person in a dark business suit, red tie, sunglasses, and a black wig stands in a worn industrial-looking room holding a rolled newspaper. The Grammy statement is overlaid across the lower half of the image.

The image has a humorous "undercover agent" or "mafia informant" vibe. Combined with the statement, it playfully presents the announcement as if it were breaking intelligence from a secret operation.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 13d

💜🎆 #BTSHistory Once upon a time, a tiny group from a small company stood outside the castle gates asking for a chance. Years later, the castle sent an invitation. The group looked up from breaking another record and asked: "Sorry, remind us who you are again?" 😏💜

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 16d

On a lighter note: They called us children when we streamed songs at midnight. They called us a criminal syndicate when we opened spreadsheets. Are you saying that 10y olds are smarter than you??

Clear Visual Explanation:
A meme with a black background and white text at the top that reads:
"Wait... I thought we are a bunch of 10 year old kids?"

Below is a screenshot of a social media post from a verified Brazilian account. The post contains a translation claiming that Brazilian influencer Pietra Bertolazzi said that BTS ARMY is a "criminal organization."

The post includes two side-by-side images:
- On the left is a blonde woman speaking directly to a camera.
- On the right is a promotional group photo of the seven members of BTS dressed in light-colored clothing.

The contrast between the headline and the screenshot creates the joke.

Meaning:
The meme mocks a common stereotype that BTS fans are mostly young children.

The joke is that critics sometimes dismiss ARMY as immature kids, yet the same critics also describe the fandom as a powerful, coordinated force capable of influencing public discourse.

The two ideas are obviously contradictory:
1. Either ARMY is a group of children,
2. Or ARMY is a highly organized global fandom.

The humor comes from pointing out that critics sometimes switch between these descriptions depending on which criticism they are making.

I guess, somewhere between the fan art and the statistical analysis, ARMY accidentally evolved into an accounting department with Wi-Fi.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 16d

A fandom is not a hive mind. It is seven million people, twelve million opinions, twenty million group chats, and at least one person currently making a 47-tab spreadsheet for reasons nobody fully understands. Well, we know how to keep receipts!

Clear Visual Explanation:
Another black graphic with a glowing red border and white text.
The text presents a more balanced reflection on the controversy.

Key points include:
Large fandoms inevitably contain some people who behave badly.
Not everyone participating online acts responsibly.
Harassment, threats, doxxing, and dogpiling can occur in any large online community.
Calling an entire fandom a criminal organization is unreasonable.
However, large online groups can still cause harm even when their original concern is legitimate.

The tone is more serious and reflective than the previous image.

Meaning:
This image acknowledges two ideas at the same time:

1. Collective labels can be unfair.
2. Large online crowds can sometimes become harmful.

It argues that responsibility exists on multiple levels:
1. Individuals are responsible for their actions.
2. Communities cannot fully control every member.
3. Scale increases the chance that some people will cross boundaries.

The message is essentially a warning against both stereotyping and mob behavior.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 16d

Now, my actual thoughts is in the ALT text, but just to keep it light: A strategist looked at millions of fans, armed with screenshots, timelines, and caffeine, and whispered: "I shall fight them." #BTSHistory records this as an educational experience.

Clear Visual Explanation:
A black poster-style graphic surrounded by a glowing red border.
White text summarizes a controversy involving Brazilian influencer Pietra Bertolazzi and BTS ARMY.

The text claims:
The influencer received backlash after comments that upset members of ARMY.
She later described people criticizing her online as a "criminal organization."
The author argues that calling ARMY a criminal organization only attracted more attention.

The text includes a joke:
"Do you have any idea how much paperwork a criminal organization would require?"

The graphic ends by humorously suggesting that antagonizing one of the world's largest fandoms is a questionable strategic decision.

Meaning:
The image frames the situation as a public relations mistake.

Its central argument is that:
Calling a massive fandom a criminal organization is an exaggeration.
The accusation itself is likely to provoke even more responses.

ARMY's reputation for organization, research, and collective action is being contrasted with the absurd image of an actual criminal network.

The tone is humorous but also critical of the influencer's response.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 16d

💜🎆 #BTS_ARMY I want to talk about the Brazilian "influencer" Pietra Bertolazzi. Due to word constraints, I have added more thoughts in the ALT text. My method is: 1. Visual explanation 2. Some other ideas. Firstly, a summary of what happened.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· 23d

It took me a while to get the right words to explain my feelings regarding the #BTS_Normal MV. I cried while watching this. AND not because I feel sorry for them. They're showing how much fun they have as well. BUT because I'm reminded of the fact that they are human. It's... RAW. More in ALT text

Explanation, the image and the meaning behind it. These are both images regarding the MV of the song #BTS_Normal

Visual:
A two-panel image featuring the #BTS members formally dressed individuals in black suits.

In the top panel, they pose in a softly lit room with several dogs of different breeds and sizes, creating the appearance of an elegant family portrait. The contrast between the formal styling and the playful presence of the animals gives the image a warm yet unconventional feeling.

In the bottom panel, the they're shown from behind, standing at urinals in an ornate restroom decorated with pastoral wall murals.

Meaning (imo):
Both images are of moments that non celebs assume that they can keep private. Even while not realising it.

The sudden shift from a refined portrait to an intensely private and mundane moment creates an intentional sense of discomfort and humour. By placing viewers in a space they would not ordinarily be invited to witness, the image evokes themes of invasion of privacy, voyeurism, and the tension between public image and private humanity.

The juxtaposition echoes the themes explored in their song, #BTS _Normal — that the people placed on pedestals are, at their core, simply human.

The glamorous portrait represents the carefully curated public persona, while the restroom scene strips away that distance and reminds us that "normal" exists beneath celebrity and expectation. That their "normal" was turned upside down. "Lamron"

The image playfully asks whether we truly want access to every private moment of the people we admire and challenges the assumption that public figures owe us complete visibility into their lives.

Moving Forward⁷ 🇿🇦@movingf52185707· Apr 15

Just wanted to share my morning. So, this happened while I was in the middle of a meeting. My camera and mic was on. I was sitting in the chair on the righthand side. I'm OK. Might be a bit blue in a few spots. I'm just somewhere between in shock and laughing because I feel like Chicken Little.