[Looks at watch] "Well well well, it's..."

Only if it’s from the Champagne region of Home Goods, otherwise it’s just “sparkling soap.”

“Everything”

See?

Campaign mailer: Poorly Timed or Perfectly Timed?

Out: Dest In:

By the time you see this it is already too late.

Show me a picture that captures your essence

Want to feel old? This is the kid from The Toy, now.

“I’m lovin’ it!” - the burger colonel

Hi! What'd I Miss?

Kanga has had soccer fever for years. Here he is in 2021 in his Son jersey

Fun Fact: This small scrap of American cheese that flew off as I made a sandwich is itself a fairly accurate map of Corsica

Two of my many obsessions this summer: 1) this lowcountry commando/saltwater spec ops pattern that’s on everything, And 2) Vacation’s take on Bain du Soleil

This is almost too chaotic/nonsensical NOT to own. store.america250.org/cdn/shop/fil...

The five penises you meet in heaven

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll

Oh, Annie. Don’t let your orphanage years define you.

Time to light up the No Vacancy sign.

Prost! Skol! Slainte! Cheers! Santé!

Dark side of the force-coded product

Jesse Welles at #HighWaterFestival

Hi.

"Hamnet"

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

Best bagel in the South (derogatory)