They at least need to apologize to Mr. Paint Pig who used to paint the town borders and is now out of a job.

Funny story they had to make Coach Carter The Game because this basketball movie from the same time just didn't feel like a good fit for PlayStation

I was shocked this existed but then immediately I was like wait Cholula Mayo would hit

This week Labyrinth of Cinema is joined by @dylancheung.bsky.social for Dr Wai in The Scripture With No Words. You would not believe how divorced sad sack Jet Li is capable of getting. Links in the reply! Also please post your favorite HK Studio intro so @lowercasejai.bsky.social and I can vibe

And he kept churning out heaters even recently! Such an iconic part of the game for me too.

Captain, you seem to be caught in some kind of midlife crisis beam

Shopping for kids pajamas and guys I think the Kirkland Pajama Bot is sick

I can't know for sure but I feel like I might vibe with whoever is doing graphics on the Uline catalog

Been watching TNG before bed and literally once an episode there's a frame that's the hardest thing you've ever seen in your life. Cannot overstate how much more fun it is to enjoy something as a work created by people doing jazz with sci-fi short stories and not as some kind of lore hound.

This week Labyrinth of Cinema discusses John Woo's Hard Target with @lowercasejai.bsky.social and @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay from @trangirlismo.bsky.social. We explore accent effort levels, the kinship between vampires and Vegeta, and the Mardi Gras Clown Graveyard. Links in the reply!

My local library has tapped into some of the forbidden seminars.

People always talk about "Earl Gray, Hot" but never the fidget gem Picard messes with Tommy Wiseau style when making big decisions.

About once a month I go past a beer drive thru called Quenching Caverns and there's something about the feel of these pair of words together that I find completely unacceptable.

They must answer for these crimes

The wood fiber boards bound by phenolic resin like Epicurean are plastic free and dishwasher safe, I've switched entirely to them.

Also perhaps interesting to @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay this movie does further move the needle on defining who a Nikon Girlie is.

This week Labyrinth of Cinema discusses The Edge (1997), a film that asks the question if dudes can rock so hard they become an idea. Join @lowercasejai.bsky.social, myself, and @bigbeefs.bsky.social in what may also become a yearly tradition for me. Links in the reply!

This piccolo day I'm choosing to remember that Kami made the dragon balls to grant one wish and when Dende remade them they decided to just give them three after encountering this on Namek. Others can inspire you to greater heights and the limits of the past were arbitrary.

For years I have referred to the tendency for mundane objects in sci-fi to be needlessly futuristic as a "space fork". You can imagine my shock and delight to encounter the genuine article in this episode of TNG.

Sorry I've already depicted you as the Man vs. Machine TNG A-Plot and myself as the Jordy Fucks The Computer While Everyone Else Is Using Emergency Power To Shield From Deadly Radiation B-Plot.

If America could only unite our two diametrically opposed types of cosplayer, there's nothing that would be out of our reach.

I'm watching some kind of How It's Made from 20 years ago on the DQ Blizzard and they real casually mentioned that the Blizzard Flavor Scientists will sometimes spend a year developing a new flavor and they really just let you do anything in the 00s.