fr this is what being mad at me is like

Pope Mystique Summers Madison

always get rave reviews on this @edidin.bsky.social shirt

many things are v bad right now a pitbull puppy learning that he can swim is not one of them

why I picked the PHL layover option (mission accomplished)

speaking of weird religion shit I cannot BELIEVE that nobody has pitched me anything about the San Antonio Spurs, their v tall monk-blessed Maoist wunderkind, and his bestie the nuns

me out here defending pervs on the skyline

you're in Carolina, right? can I interest you in

this one's from November he now has a real car seat and no longer fits in that box 😭

can I interest anyone in an extremely dirty puppy

in related news, I won the Lindy West book event last night a thing it is possible to do and normal to want

sadly he is

bonus footage of Ash, his bestie Jefe, and his baby cousin Tuna

as always, the only constructive response here is Tank Girl

okay I'm not sure I actually enjoyed *I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore* but this scene hit me really hard

the level of autistic obstinance is Art

me going through these Wix mobile templates

mood

assuming it has to stay this way is the doomerism and like @prisonculture.bsky.social says: hope is a discipline I actually care way less about whether you're physically working out (although it can help wrangle the brain spiders) but we all need to do daily reps of "it can't stay like this"

it's not a functional democracy but it helps

seriously unclear about how anybody's making it through These Times without morning couch snuggles if you don't currently have a couch snuggler assigned to you, maybe this could help

get it

same (except it's freezing here!)

if you're trying to take a time out from the horrors, high key recommend browsing the dog clothes clearance section at HomeGoods this shit is so stupid and perfect

today in "puppies are praxis" (bc everything is on goddamn fire but it helps to remember small soft things still exist and are good) the wee beastie absolutely decimated the first mat I got for his crate so I had to pick up another one it is genuine artificial Muppet and he loves it

pittie in a raincoat I know I know it's serious