When people don't understand the importance of a functioning Blue Check system, things like this happen.

Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! This is the presidential and respectable way to honor the deceased.

He likes to claim the window seat. I even stuffed an old pillow in there for him so it's comfy.

Up potted about 70 tomatoes today. Hopefully the Roma or cherry variety. They were planted unlabeled. 🤦‍♂️

I got AI to fix it.

I miss Shrimp Jesus.

Found this in my old twitter files. Still relevant.

I don't know if there's a specific number, but if these guys aren't gonna do the ONE thing they promise to, maybe we don't let them say unlimited guns.

Did she put quotes in mocking her own leadership in her own campaign ad?

Probably because they redacted his name? This email reads like a trump tweet... And the sender is redacted. They're only supposed to redact the victims, right? Why would someone with swedish secrets they share with Epstein be considered a victim?

It is a great deal. Wish I lived closer to a Costco. I am sad they made the cup smaller tho!

One of the videos an ICE thug was shouting "USC 18 1 11" and saying it was illegal to interfere. But of course he was wrong. It's illegal to FORCIBLY interfere, think tackling or restraining, but it's not illegal to passively interfere by being in the way a bit or making noise.

They come unseasoned, I do prefer a little spice.

As long as their cooked with one of these bad boys. Right?

More of this. Point out the false narratives that are being told. They're not paying you too talk nice about them, NPR. I know that because they want to defund you!

Ice doesn't have the authority to do a traffic stop. This incident shouldn't have happened. If an officer was bullying someone and that person got violent to stop the harassment, you think the officer should just shoot them?

Charlie Kirk was speaking. What was he saying?

I downloaded Focus Friend the other day and managed to glitch it almost immediately. @hankgreen.bsky.social they're focused on their phone, not knitting! And they're blocking me from using mine! Silly Bean.

Why does the Pepsi look like it was drawn/written by AI? 🤣

You misspelled Ecexutive Order. Please correct.

Tesla stock has been slowly bleeding out since the Nazi salute incident. I mean, it went up fast after Trump was elected, and it's going down slow after the Nazi thing. So, I don't know if she's making money, but I guess she likes Nazis.

Down for the month, but still up from 3 months ago. Plenty of room left to fall!

Yeah, well, I can suggest an edit.

He just wants to help asian/pacific Islanders, Hispanic, and black people. That's so on brand with MAGA! (Sarcasm!)