W. Anderson

@mr-wanderson42

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: W. Anderson was born in the Year of the Rabbit and lives in a massive, formless city with a thousand names. When he’s not driving the dark highways between realities, he’s at home with his patient wife and attention seeking cat.

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W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· 6d

I must thank HYDE PHARMACEUTICALS for my 1st sponsorship! Their latest line of gut health products - HYDE BIOTICS - feature never-before-seen, nigh impossible, proteins and chemical formulations guaranteed to make you MORE REGULAR THAN REGULAR* #booksky

*HYDE BIOTICS is a prescription medication used to treat irascible bowel syndrome in adult male Caucasian university students.
It is unknown if HYDE BIOTICS are safe for anyone.
Do not take HYDE BIOTICS if you are allergic to the following: latex, lactose, lactase, EDTA, microplastics, macroplastics, megaplastics, ultraplastics, nuts, bolts, nails, screws, culinary berries, eggs, wheat and/or wheat byproducts, sunlight, moonlight, house cats, feral cats, big cats, inside-out cats, outside-in cats, cartoon cats, catgirls, dogs, or common housecleaning products.
HYDE BIOTICS may lower your ability to fight serious infections, minor infections, fascism, communism, crony capitalism, grift, graft, groft, gruft, greft, gyft, and other forms of known and unknown corruption.
BEFORE STARTING, tell your doctor in detail about every medical condition going back thirteen generations, if you are planning to get pregnant, getting someone pregnant, were the result of pregnancy, or have ever been in the vicinity of a preggo. Include many pregnant pauses when listing your medical conditions.
CALL 911 if you begin to experience symptoms of malaise, apathy, ennui, anhedonia, nonchalance, torpor, wandering eye, seven-year itch, restless leg, broken heart, ambling, moseying, strolling, sauntering, traipsing, or meandering.
COMMON SIDE EFFECTS include heart attack & stroke.
UNCOMMON SIDE EFFECTS include minor monsterisms, major monsterism, hideous mutations, extra limbs, tentacles, cranium shrinkage, spontaneous dismemberment and/or decapitation, and death.
IMPOSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS include resuscitation, resurrection, reconstitution, and respawning. Dead is dead.
To report negative side effects to HYDE PHARMA cadre of underground sales agents, list them on a piece of paper, bury them in the backyard, and wait 7-10 working days for further instructions. Do not, under any circumstances, seek help from the FDA. They are overworked, underpaid and simply do not have time for your bullshit.

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· 6d

Ha! I see what you’ve done here🐓 #meidastouch

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· 12d

I’ve been a karate teacher for 26 years, training for even longer. That chapter ended last week. While it’s been hard, I’m looking forward to the next chapter! I leave “knowing even the best dancers in the world are bound to leave the dance floor”- doomtree

Bearded, middle aged white guy stands next to a statue of king-fu legend Bruce Lee.

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· 21d

Was feeling cute. Might delete later

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· 21d

It’s finally happening. My publisher finally approved the final draft & my second novel is on presale in a couple days! My publisher is me, btw. I also did all the writing, rewriting, editing, fretting, proofreading, sweating, and self-doubting. Now I’m off to do all the marketing too whee! #booksky

The book cover for a novel called Midnight Highway Motel by W. Anderson.

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· May 29

NEWS FLASH: The Hong Kong Cavaliers have now confirmed that they will NOT be appearing at the America 250 event, stating that they are a non partisan act and that they are in favor of all Americans prosperity

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· May 29

NEWS FLASH: Orlando based Dragon Sound has withdrawn from America 250 event. Press release to follow

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· May 23

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: The Grateful Dead Nine Inch Nails Sarah Maclachlin underworld BT The Midnight Lacuna Coil The Birthday Massacre Sting Olivia Rodrigo Morrissey

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· May 2

Buddy and I are trying real hard not to doomscroll this #caturday

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· May 1

So much good horror the last couple of weeks! Really looking forward to seeing the Backrooms this month #letterboxfriday

Letterbox Friday- Train to Busan, The Mummy, Green Room & Weapons.

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· Apr 25

Happy #caturday

W. Anderson@mr-wanderson42· Apr 5

In His time, long ago, He was a symbol of peace and hope for all who beheld him. When He was struck down, He became more powerful than ever before! Praise be- HE IS RISEN! #happyeaster