🤔💭“Rain is wet. Too wet. I told the weather people, ‘Make it dry rain.’ They laughed. Wrong. Under me, rain will be optional. Or golden. Golden rain. Beautiful. The farmers will love it. The umbrellas can retire.” He loves his golden shower

🤔💭“I stared at a banana for twenty minutes. Yellow. Curved. Suspicious. Why is it curved? Straight bananas would be better. Easier to pack. I’m ordering the banana people to straighten them out. They’ll complain. Let them. History is written by the straight-banana people.” Banana Brain All Mush

🤔💭“Gravity is overrated. Very overrated. I told the scientists, ‘Make it lighter.’ They said it can’t be done. Wrong. Under me, gravity is optional. People will float to work. Save on shoes. Big savings. The sneaker companies are already calling me. ‘Sir, please don’t.’ Too late.” Marbles 4 brains

🤔💭“I spoke to a toaster this morning. It said ‘ping.’ I said, ‘Ping is not a word. Speak English.’ The toaster got quiet. Very smart toaster. Knows when it’s beaten. We’re putting toasters in the Cabinet. Better than some of the people I’ve seen.” What a Ding Dong with a "B"

🤔💭“I invented a new number the other day. Bigger than a trillion. I call it a Trumpillion. Has a nice ring. The Treasury is updating the computers right now. They’re having a little trouble fitting all the zeros. But they’ll figure it out. Genius zeros. The best zeros.” Wake Up America, Lunacy

🤔💭“They talk about ‘supply chain.’ Chain is for bikes. Or prisoners. Why supply chain? Should be supply highway. Or supply rocket. Faster. Under me, the trucks fly. Literally. I have plans. Secret plans. The best plans. You’ll see.” We see the And & waiting for the END

🤔💭 “They keep saying ‘democracy.’ Democracy has too many letters. Demo-crazy. That’s what it is. Crazy. We need something simpler. Like ‘Trump-ocracy.’ Rolls off the tongue. Very smooth. Like my speeches.” 😅"Trump-o-crazy"🤣

🤔💭“I looked at the moon the other night. Big, beautiful moon. And I said, ‘Moon, you’re doing a great job.’ The moon said nothing. Very quiet. Unlike the fake news. The fake news never shuts up. If the moon was a network, it would be quiet & glowing. Perfect ratings.” He is dumb with a "B"

trump was Bought & paid for by Billionaires, they Unleashed that scourge upon the United States Of America. Ask congress, the supreme court & so many more how much money it took, to motivated them to Lie, Sell out there Country & It's Citizens? this is the main question, no one is asking

We need to stop this madman, our lives, our futures depend on it. Every vote counts, every person needs to #VoteBlue we need to end the criminal enterprise called the Republican Party.

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there is no time like the present to come together and find as many people as possible so our current dilemma is not going to be our forever troubles. #IFB all true #resistors fighting for our present & our children's futures.