Matthew Castle
@mrbasilpesto
Magazine killer, podcast maker. Co-host of The Back Page: A Video Games Podcast.
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
These things are unreal. Doesn't taste like your normal crisps' approximation of a flavour. Proper dark magic.
They are seriously fucking with Jack Quaid getting him to mocap a cube.
"At the start it has to go 'Da-da-DAH! Da-da-DAH! Dadada-dah-da.' But, like, with trumpets."
One day I hope to play a game that makes me feel the way the IGN reviewer felt about Rayman 2 on Dreamcast.
Making up for birthday alone in London by going to see this absolute banger.
Having to work away from home on my birthday, but another excellent Katharine card helps make up for it. Tomodachi Life - topical!
The facial expressions in Paranormasight continue to be the best things.
Next level spam bot working out how to get my attention, or simple coincidence?
We had to take an injured sparrowhawk to the vets today. I've never seen an expression that better encapsulates the modern moment than this little guy's.
Playing the Hitler auction game and, er, that's one way of putting it.
Lovely to see the podcast get a little nod in The Guardian's Going Out/Staying In list this week.
You know it's going to be a good one when A) there's a floorplan on page one, and B) the floorplan looks like *that*.
Katharine knocks it out of the park once again with this year's Christmas card.
Issue 100 of ONM predicted what would have been on the cover of issue 200.
I know people are cool on Eternal Champions, but this is just brutal.