Please don't tell me AI can now do math.

Right? Here’s the footage. No knife.

I was into chess. I learned BASIC to program a chess clock on the TS-1000 so I could play speed chess with my friends. I also played chess against this computer. It took about a half hour to load the chess program from an audio tape. I’d start it before dinner. Each move took 10-30 minutes.

Handsome fella. And you can actually sorta tell from this video why he’s called a red-bellied woodpecker. See the blush on his underside?

Aspiring to Obergruppenfuhrer.

I guess you can discount this guy cuz he was so woke. www.facebook.com/share/187y1D...

So they did a little sex trafficking. It’s not like they’re the scary kind of criminal :

FBI’s own definition of terrorism is hard NOT to square with ICE actions. www.fbi.gov/investigate/....

You will be visited by 3 spirits

But how manly were the men? This manly?

Maybe if Chip had gone to the protest …

Back in the day, if you put a logical statement like this in your BASIC program it would melt the processor in your TRS-80. #gen-x

Happy Dog Day! Rosie is either doing this or tearing around the woods. Hard to get pics of her in the latter mode.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Here's a fun new game: spot the "woke" part of the new Cracker Barrel logo

For context, this is what has him so upset:

Remember when it got cold in Texas and the right wing told us wind farms don’t work in the cold but they forgot to tell Canada?

It also didn’t mention Padilla’s committee assignments. If Noem and her security detail don’t recognize him it’s because they’re incompetent.

Please.

Propriety suggests the president should only accept gifts valued at $399 million or less.

Listen Zuckerberg’s yacht needs another yacht. Kids are just going to have to make some sacrifices.

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Package that was supposed to arrive Thursday got 90% of the way here (Eastern Ohio), turned around and went the opposite direction, and then apparently spent the weekend with friends in a Chicago.

Google AI being awesome again.

Or maybe they were:

Kindred spirit

In his argument for less AI regulation, Vance compares the burgeoning AI industry to the steam engine revolution. Below is what happened, again and again, to under-regulated steam engines. apnews.com/article/pari...

Hey, AP, it’s a fucking coup. This is like saying “Bombing of Pearl Harbor delivers jolt to US / Japanese relationship.”

The moon, President Trump claimed—so far without evidence—is made of cheese.

Surely, AP, you mean the “stated goal” of DOGE, because you are not a small gullible child who believes in fairies.