Chris Martin
@mreschatologist
I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️🌈
The new Ghost in the Shell has big Dirty Pair Energy (complimentary)
My favorite Korean place in the DC area does NOT skimp on the banchan
"They expect me to be grim, but the truth is I'm Actually Laughing"
Wizards should be jacked. Dungeons and Dragons has lied to generations of nerds telling them that Wizards can just take STR as a dump state. Purple loincloth and lime green boots are optional.
The Neck Gaitor does a decent job obfuscating the complete lack of chin
Six years ago today I was making good use of my time during a global pandemic
Wandering around an overworld wouldn't have made sense for Front Mission 3's plot. The party is hustled from location to location with very little opportunity to explore their physical environment. In lieu of that, the game gives you an in-game Internet to explore and that was super fuckin cool.
June is End Boss Month "Praise my name! There is no one to rival my glory. Praise my name!"
Broadly speaking, any food made to be photographed and shared instead of actually eaten by humans.
This recent one is good for when your friends start talking about how they'd run the world if given the chance.
June is End Boss month "I'm sorry, I have never seen the person you are looking for."
It's also dishonest because you know JD would be the first guy to pull this move
Google Images showed me this from 2018, a picture of the drink menu from my neighborhood's now-defunct Ramen place. That was a time you could get shitfaced on Totoros for $20.