Mr French Fries
@mrfrenchfries
Green couch potato. Substitute comedian. Starve the bots.
The city #garden plots are popular with the old church ladies we’ve been hanging out with. #Gardensky knows they’re more fun to impress than gym bunnies or gophers.
Best not risk a whole damn r/ #physicalmedia essay just for the sake of nudging myself away from nostalgia brain AND parasocial media brain. My “1999% Trash” mix will never be good enough to justify a 1999 hashtag.
Just the 7/8 of the neighborhood plot I help maintain with a few others…who have watered it so much that I simply HAD to plant or eat some. #gardensky #tomato #bloomscroll #surplus #vitamins
music.apple.com/us/album/sac... I really only want a real audience to boost the signals of actual talent. Really. If the #technofeudalism is inevitable we’re going to need strong heroes.
I can almost see it, how the upload takes just as long on the brand new device so I might as well uninstall the apps I don’t love enough to use with both hands. I can almost see it, how we’ll have aquariums and gardens instead of a mad dash to refill our cannon fodder.
Fishing for validation on ‘real’ computers felt worse than work. That made pocket laptops seem more efficient, more likely to make me keep things candid. Not sure if that was ALL bait.
#bloomscrolling on the tablet as I consider uninstalling the platform apps on the phone.
“A #fountain does not turn #landscaping into #gardening and neither does a pond unless the #fish are handsome.” I don’t think this was an ‘ancient’ quote, but I’ll let the messenger be the message.
Too much reddit this morning made me look forward to hugging the church ladies tomorrow. I’ve wanted to be unborn too often to buy supernatural eternal life, but it’s likewise now impossible not to believe in good art through good neighbors. #currentmood
#bugsky can help me cheer for these driveway queens, right? ‘Go eat termites!’ And ‘Go eat those tiny black ones that get into EVERYthing!’ Good witch and bad witch voices welcome. 🪄 🧹 🐜
They knew that our World Wide Web would make price shopping automatic and ‘marketing’ (money laundering) obsolete and NECESITASTE sustainability. It’s scary to everyone, even the hipsters, who keep taking and spreading the bait by calling sustainability ‘eugenics’ instead of ‘population collapse.’
#aislop isn’t called slop because pigs use it. It’s called that because WE ARE PIGS TO THE PIMPS SELLING IT.
Another #gardensky #bloomscroll before hauling my bricks through the Omni publicaccess TV 📺 ⏰
Plumeria update…does #gardensky think it’s never too soon to put these in the ground?
#bloomscroll #bloomscrolling #gardensky One of these comes around every year. One was just dead cuttings from something I thought was too delicate for me. It’s all just two corners of a 360 mess, but I’m encouraged equally.
I want #physicalmedia discussions to overlap with #aislop discussions via something LIKE the ‘bargain trough’ phenomenon…but less on the nose 🐽 #retail #therapy #ip #postscarcity
Googletube still thinks I should have to pay to copypaste copypasted videos through. This does not make tt the good guy. At all. And. The frustrated good guys in your #neighborhood are still good.
#gardening while trying to maintain something LIKE natural water levels for socal? Not for raspberries…unless they’re REALLY defiant 😜🌱
The tip of not just my library, but my rescue hoard. New phone says my car is too old to work with, probably because it has a #CD player next to it’s Bluetooth guts. I don’t think either of these compilations is essential. I miss when the tape-aux to cd player was more reliable than the Bluetooth.
#physicalmedia moments can be all the pre-Blu-ray media IMO; maybe I’m alone in enjoying what I see in the wild as much as what I’m ordering digitally.
Reading the MOST RECENT reviews of #mercari do not make it seem like we have a post eBay world yet…but we don’t quite have a post Googletube world yet. Also interesting was how impossible Apple made it to copy the review text. 🤔
Not the WORST way I could remind myself to never forget when/where I was when this type of thing started inspiring this kind of reaction.
Help! An old lady needs help crossing the street! It’s a baby #lizard but still!
When it’s flyswatter season and I’m getting through a cold I’m going to submit cheap #spider pics to #bugsky for #insectthursday as an excuse to show off our beloved curtain cleats. 💀
My cousin’s seventh adoption/rescue. I won’t judge, not while the pitchfork and torch are lit.