George Wallace
@mrgeorgewallace
Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
Well, the Walking Circus Peanut did say America is the "hottest country in the world" and whatnot.
CHARLOTTE. Carolina is on my mind and whatnot, this weekend at @ComedyZoneCLT. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
Y'all, we've officially reached the "because we have a king now" stage of Republican rule and whatnot.
CHARLOTTE!!! Carolina is on my mind and whatnot, this weekend at ComedyZone. Tickets at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
CHARLOTTE. Fixin' to hit Comedy Zone the weekend of August 7th and 8th. If I straight up bring it, and y'all straight up bring it, we'll have full-on brought that shit. 4 showtimes to choose from. Tix at cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
CHARLOTTE, NC! Let's spread laughter and love on August 7th and 8th at Comedy Zone and whatnot. www.cltcomedyzone.com/events/125413
Now that it has been released I am allowed to share my audition for The Odyssey. My manager says they thought I was too broad and whatnot.
Daaayummm. I guess the Blue Angels were first in line for those testosterone injections and whatnot.
SAINT LOUIS!!!! This coming weekend we got laughter for ya, and it's hands down the best medicine and whatnot. Tix at ---> Www.st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/136628
Can't a man design his own hovercraft without wockaflockas thinkin' he's an alien and whatnot?
SAINT LOUIS!!!! One weekend only and whatnot! July 17th-19th. Let's blow the roof offa Helium. Tix ----> www.st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/calendar
I'd pay good money to see the press really go off like this someday and whatnot.
PHILLY!!! Next weekend, let's make HeliumComedy rumble with laughter and love. Friday June 26th and Saturday June 27th. Tix here philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/134243
Hats off to friend and funnyman, Tom Dreesen. Opened for Sinatra for ages. No one could out-talk Tom. He probably died two weeks ago but his brilliant ass kept telling stories 'til today. Love you forever.
Can't be too long before there's dogfighting in the Rose Garden and whatnot.
Mentally preparing for millions of women in Texas to vote for Republican men even though the greatest insult they can think of is femininity and whatnot.
MILWAUKEE!!!! Come get yo' laugh on this Friday and Saturday and whatnot. Tix ---> share.google/eI0A9YHZH4Il...
MILWAUKEE. Let's blow the roof off the wockaflocka this weekend and whatnot. Tickets at share.google/JgheN5Om6PZn...
MILWAUKEE!!! Next week. Let's share some laughter and love. We need it! Four showtimes to choose from and whatnot. Get yo' asses to the Improv.
Exciting shit. This means any one of us could be named the national director of intelligence at any time, for no reason at all. Burn your resumes, y'all!
Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.